L.A. Noire The Complete Edition – UNLOCKED – MULTI5 – CRACK ONLY

Posted 11 Nov 2011, 23:27 in PC GAMES

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New Links Added

The PC version of L.A. Noire will run on a wide range of PCs and feature customization, including keyboard remapping and gamepad functionality to both optimize and customize the performance and user experience. Along with increased fidelity and improved graphical enhancements, the PC version will feature 3D support for an even greater sense of interaction and immersion within a painstakingly detailed 1940s Los Angeles. The PC version will also include all released and soon-to-be released DLC adding 6+ additional hours of gameplay!

DESCRIPTION

Genre: Action/Adventure
Online play: TBA
Publisher: Rockstar Games
Developer: Rockstar Leeds

The PC version of L.A. Noire will run on a wide range of PCs and feature customization, including keyboard remapping and gamepad functionality to both optimize and customize the performance and user experience. Along with increased fidelity and improved graphical enhancements, the PC version will feature 3D support for an even greater sense of interaction and immersion within a painstakingly detailed 1940s Los Angeles. The PC version will also include all released and soon-to-be released DLC adding 6+ additional hours of gameplay!

Amid the post-war boom of Hollywood’s Golden Age, Cole Phelps, an LAPD detective is thrown headfirst into a city drowning in its own success.
Corruption is rampant, the drug trade is exploding, and murder rates are at an all-time high. In his fight to climb the ranks and do what’s right, Phelps must unravel the truth behind a string of arson attacks, racketeering conspiracies and brutal murders, battling the L.A. underworld and even members of his own department to uncover a secret that could shake the city to its rotten core.
Using groundbreaking new animation technology that captures every nuance of an actor’s facial performance in astonishing detail, L.A. Noire is a violent crime thriller that blends breathtaking action with true detective work to deliver an unprecedented interactive experience.
Search for clues, chase down suspects and interrogate witnesses as you struggle to find the truth in a city where everyone has something to hide.

Minimum System Requirements

* OS: Windows XP SP3, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Intel Dual Core 2.2 GHz / AMD Dual Core 2.4 GHz
* RAM: 2 GB
* HDD: 16 GB free disk space
* Graphics: 512 MB Graphics Memory
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9

Recommended System Requirements

* OS: Windows XP SP3, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Intel Quad Core 3.2 GHz / AMD Quad Core 3.2 GHz
* RAM: 8 GB
* HDD: 16 GB free disk space
* Graphics: 1 GB Graphics Memory
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9

Supported Graphics Cards:
Minimum – GeForce 8600 / Radeon HD 3000 Series
Recommended – GeForce GTX 580 / Radeon HD 6850

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CRACK ONLY

Fileserve
http://www.fileserve.com/file/hp54JcJ

or

http://www.fileserve.com/file/vTMRbHF (65mb)

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SINGLE LINK

Wupload

DVD1: http://linksafe.me/d/4988973ef9
DVD2: http://linksafe.me/d/2fdc8e79fa

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1 GB LINK

Fileserve (New Links)
http://safelinking.net/d/06afa6e130
http://safelinking.net/d/2958279584
http://safelinking.net/d/b81ac336ed
http://safelinking.net/d/f75fc73788
http://safelinking.net/d/ed525e52c4
http://safelinking.net/d/7d3c721842
http://safelinking.net/d/aeb0b0fb75
http://safelinking.net/d/6910cad352
http://safelinking.net/d/e50e17b536
http://safelinking.net/d/067c294598
http://safelinking.net/d/7336c9d1cd
http://safelinking.net/d/728253155d
http://safelinking.net/d/cd687b8e13
http://safelinking.net/d/44f494ba84

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Filesonic
http://linksafe.me/d/82c055e432
http://linksafe.me/d/80faada45f
http://linksafe.me/d/54a1fe33f1
http://linksafe.me/d/1e62f8948c
http://linksafe.me/d/6601f0e6d3
http://linksafe.me/d/0b32b7673c
http://linksafe.me/d/eb7bf3d696
http://linksafe.me/d/0757c9c17b
http://linksafe.me/d/d4d1af3da9
http://linksafe.me/d/b52a05f3aa
http://linksafe.me/d/a313b0532b
http://linksafe.me/d/1984aed808
http://linksafe.me/d/6995b662a9
http://linksafe.me/d/b9ff6d7687

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Wupload
http://linksafe.me/d/fa39ce84f1
http://linksafe.me/d/5ab1c57102
http://linksafe.me/d/53071c3b07
http://linksafe.me/d/8c6c314a10
http://linksafe.me/d/715506fc89
http://linksafe.me/d/ecf70d2bb5
http://linksafe.me/d/cb5302b2a1
http://linksafe.me/d/e773d83738
http://linksafe.me/d/b63cc87471
http://linksafe.me/d/e93a966eb9
http://linksafe.me/d/5b13ad91b7
http://linksafe.me/d/f5bdbdf519
http://linksafe.me/d/13272bad92
http://linksafe.me/d/25cc976745

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Rapidshare (New Links)
http://safelinking.net/d/929be31844
http://safelinking.net/d/6392044e93
http://safelinking.net/d/d5f1231ade
http://safelinking.net/d/941f1d941c
http://safelinking.net/d/a69410f5dc
http://safelinking.net/d/d227c5f52d
http://safelinking.net/d/9122edb548
http://safelinking.net/d/b0d48b9f00
http://safelinking.net/d/4ae714a0b2
http://safelinking.net/d/131f85310b
http://safelinking.net/d/83ec61f97b
http://safelinking.net/d/3b78726495
http://safelinking.net/d/92a58785fd
http://safelinking.net/d/ae0c50c82d

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1) Mount image and install game
2) From the folder Crack (at image of the second disk) copy the patch (Patch_2382_02393_1.exe) in the game folder and update.
3) Copy the contents of the folder Crack (on the second disk image files, and fmodex.dll lanc.dll) in the game folder (replace).
4) To keep in the game – to create a local profile in the Social Club
5) Play!

SCREENSHOT

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VIDEO
NFO
RELEASE INFO

L.A. Noire: The Complete Edition v1.0.2393.1 (Eng/Fr/Ger/Ita/Spa)

(c) by Team Bondi

Date: 08-11-2011             Protection: GameShield

Release: Cracked             by Ignite

> Notes:
* Install the included update before using the crack.
(copy it to the game directory to be able to install)
* Block the game from accessing the internet.  Create  the
local profile from Social Club in-game overlay to play.
* Both game and update may not run when installed to  path
containing spaces.

ABOUT US / NEWS

We are just  another small non-scene group who  started in
2007. Since then we became a bit more skilled, now we have
done over 3000 quality  releases, and we hope to bring you
more of them.

We are seeking for new talents:

- Coders            If you have any good experience and want
- Crackers          to join us - read  CONTACT  section  for
- GFX artists       details.
- Keygenners
- Suppliers         There will be requirements.
- Others?           And there will be cookies as well. :)

// A birthday!
Another comet has collided with our planet.  Unclear if it
was bigger than previous one or not, but at least  we  can
count to 4 now.

NOTES

Our releases are always virus-free. If you think you found
something  suspicious, it's  a  problem  of  your security
software. All those  antivirus systems  will  never be too
smart, so don't complain.  And always remember that we are
not responsible for modified releases.

We aren't stealing releases. We respect hard work of other
people and always  indicate  original authors of releases.
We have permissions to use their files.

We are doing all this for fun  and  knowledge only. Always
remember to support the developers if you like the product
and its quality.

MEMBERS

420Gamer                    [ gfxer, webdeveloper, trial

apelord                          [ coder, cracker, trial

Astra                                    [ tester, trial

casanova                                [ cracker, trial

Chanman                                   [ gfxer, trial

FrenFolio                               [ coder, cracker

Ignite                                         [ cracker

Illusion                                [ coder, cracker

Liandri                              [ supplier, founder

Razor73                                          [ sysop

s2003r                               [ cracker, supplier

SupaSta                                       [ supplier

Sigma9o9                                         [ sysop

s0l_ir0n                                [ coder, cracker

GREETINGS

Coffee Man      Ghandi     otti      progopis      ph0enix

rESin      russiankid      Soda Lastway      Zerok

LnDL       REVENGE       TRiViUM       TSRh       UnderSEH

All friends and  great  people  who  always do their best.

INGS

CIY                                [ >20 stolen releases ]

EyM                                  [ 3 stolen releases ]

OUTLAWS                [ guys, no more please *facepalm* ]

SLAM                                 [ 5 stolen releases ]

VACE                                [ 16 stolen releases ]

All other thieves, rippers, leechers, repackers, liars and
selfish people. You know who you are! (we know it too)

CONTACT

Web                                                    none

IRC                       irc://irc.dawgclan.net:6667/theta

E-mail (no requests)         theta[dot]pub[at]gmail[dot]com

ANSI logo & NFO layout                       Original character

by Liandri                        by Neostream

Updated: 30/10/2011

465 Comments

  1. Dario1911 (08 Nov 2011)
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    Ufff cant wait i just completed mw3 sad game cant wait for ac revelations batman arkham asylum and this please upload it fast and put a proper crack too please!

  2. betta (08 Nov 2011)
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  3. Travolta (08 Nov 2011)
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    Thank you so much Skidrow!!!! :D
    I LOVE YOU GUYS, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE!!
    Is there a crack for this version yet??

    • CO ADMIN (08 Nov 2011)
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      We love you too, thanks, yes there is.

  4. jedyrokz (08 Nov 2011)
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    Is this a good copy of the game Skidrow is everything ready with the game……

    and when will you upload the COD-MW3 single ISO setup like rage ?

    thank you well in advanced

    Love You Skiddy

  5. Dario1911 (08 Nov 2011)
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    Crack already cant wait to downlad it i hope i will play it tommorow already and how about posting skyrim buti am not going to hurry you up you are the best!

  6. Joe9099 (08 Nov 2011)
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    X7 upload is wut ima wait for ;D

  7. nandypiep (08 Nov 2011)
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    You are the best of the best super tanks

  8. :P (08 Nov 2011)
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    Why isnt there MegaUpload? xD
    Hmm.. kay, waiting for the links.. AND for Skyrim (Will be the GotY)

  9. iulian (08 Nov 2011)
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    RAPIDSHARE is the best!!!:D:X
    COD MW3,SAINTS ROW THE THIRD,SONIC GENERATION…downlaod in my pc:D

  10. pete (08 Nov 2011)
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    fileserve out rates all over filehosts

  11. Greazylife (08 Nov 2011)
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    sweet mann thxs

  12. foshomoney (08 Nov 2011)
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    more fire

  13. nandypiep (08 Nov 2011)
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    YOUR the best super Thanks

  14. vickk (08 Nov 2011)
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    Thnxxxxxxxxx :)

    How many min left for wupload single Link ??

  15. Test11 (08 Nov 2011)
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    yeah dude how many minute left for wupload single link? i want to play game :DD thanks for game :)

  16. CO ADMIN (08 Nov 2011)
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    @:P
    No “megaupload” sorry for this, you can use alternative links.

    @nandypiep
    Thanks.

    @vickk & Test11
    After Filesonic.

    • vickk (08 Nov 2011)
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      Thank for the reply :)

      its 2:27 AM here will be waiting though :D

  17. Diemara (08 Nov 2011)
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    simply the best! waiting for single link

  18. Test11 (08 Nov 2011)
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    @co admin
    how many after? :(

  19. the persian guy (08 Nov 2011)
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    man you`re awesome skidrow :D

  20. Emanuel B (08 Nov 2011)
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    I just want to thank you guy’s on what you are doing for all of us who can’t afford all of these games,you are doing a fantastic job.You have all my respect.It was all i had to say.Thank you again from ROMANIA.Keep it up

  21. iwanh (08 Nov 2011)
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    :D hi :p

  22. L4nce (08 Nov 2011)
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    Rapidshare power! I can’t wait!

  23. iwanh (08 Nov 2011)
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    hello I’m here every day catching up with great games I thank all of the best skidrowgames
    iwanh of Brazil-

  24. the persian guy (08 Nov 2011)
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    please wupload single link if possible? please!

  25. azuerk (08 Nov 2011)
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  26. iulian (08 Nov 2011)
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    I Love Rapidshare and SKIDROW!!!
    Thanks mean:X:X:*:D

    • iulian (08 Nov 2011)
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      Sounds incredible people I’d like clump to get your team and I know very well my computer … if something can not wait to contact me. I Love You guys,your are my favorite!!!

  27. BMK (08 Nov 2011)
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    When do you think RS links will be up?

  28. iulian (08 Nov 2011)
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    Working on it now and get it from Rapidshare;)

    • nandypiep (08 Nov 2011)
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      i hope its up soon i love this game

  29. bNN (08 Nov 2011)
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    is there a torrent?

  30. CO ADMIN (08 Nov 2011)
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    @bNN
    No torrent.

  31. hesam (08 Nov 2011)
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    what size is game ? 14gb ? or 24GB ?

  32. hesam (08 Nov 2011)
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    is it full or edited ?

  33. CO ADMIN (08 Nov 2011)
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    @hesam
    13.3 gb. It is full.

  34. nandypiep (08 Nov 2011)
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    Do you know when the rs is ready for downloading??

  35. nandypiep (08 Nov 2011)
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    Thank for the rs

  36. Barnie (08 Nov 2011)
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    Fix Rapidshare Links!

  37. Oran (08 Nov 2011)
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    the links are rotated ?

  38. CO ADMIN (08 Nov 2011)
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    @Barnie
    Rs links are working, just copy that link to your browser and take all links with code.

  39. xender (08 Nov 2011)
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    hey guy i couldnt work it sorry my bad english but when i do crack it doesnt work.. i click on launch after crack and its doing nothing help pls

  40. nandypiep (08 Nov 2011)
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    @ co admin When i link to the browser the safelink looks wierd and there are no links
    please help

  41. André (08 Nov 2011)
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    rs not working! XD

  42. xender (08 Nov 2011)
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    anybody help plssss!!!

  43. L4nce (08 Nov 2011)
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    Please do something with rs.

  44. CO ADMIN (08 Nov 2011)
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    I am saying again,

    Rs links are working, just copy that link and paste it to your browser and write that code and take all links.

  45. André (09 Nov 2011)
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    i’m doing this, but still not working, seems like the page didn’t load

  46. xender (09 Nov 2011)
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    hey co admin pls reply to me i did crack but when click start it doesnt do anything same response when i click the patch file its doing nothing

  47. qwe (09 Nov 2011)
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    As always that fucking rapidshare doesn’t work -_-

  48. L4nce (09 Nov 2011)
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    I can’t. “Not yet checked”

  49. boom (09 Nov 2011)
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    rs not working ???

  50. dregis (09 Nov 2011)
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    I am going to the RS link in my browser. But the link status says “not yet checked” and I am getting no captcha code to enter

    • dregis (09 Nov 2011)
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      Working now, thanks :)

  51. sprite (09 Nov 2011)
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    this safelinking sucks, the page loads but the capatcha doesn’t load, i tried different browsers and compatibility but still nothing

  52. george (09 Nov 2011)
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  53. André (09 Nov 2011)
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    XD

  54. CO ADMIN (09 Nov 2011)
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    We fixed it, check it again.

  55. Russ (09 Nov 2011)
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    Hey Skidrow,

    Can you upload this to The Pirate Bay?

  56. toysif (09 Nov 2011)
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    Guys the rapidshare links do work, download the download manager called `Mipony` and copy the safe link to notepad then copy it again and paste it on the link box on mipony and start downloading the parts. Thats the only way i can actually download Rs links.

    Have questions ask me :D

  57. L4nce (09 Nov 2011)
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    yes, thanks, works.

  58. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    Works great, thx…and tank u for your big work anytime!

  59. sprite (09 Nov 2011)
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    ok it works now, thx skidrow

  60. André (09 Nov 2011)
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    worked! tanks!

  61. xender (09 Nov 2011)
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    hey guy pls i am baggin you can somebody help me about crackkkk

    • Sigma.40 (09 Nov 2011)
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      Place the files ithat are in the “crack” folder on disc 2 into the ProgramFiles/RockstarGames/LANoire folder.

  62. george (09 Nov 2011)
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    RS links working now,thank’s!

  63. xender (09 Nov 2011)
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    admin plss there is nobody to answerrr???

  64. boom (09 Nov 2011)
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    thaxs for fixing rs links ..

  65. DAMIAN32 (09 Nov 2011)
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    Gracias.

  66. xender (09 Nov 2011)
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    both game and uptade may not run when installed to path containing spaces?? what the hell is that mean pls somebody can explain this to meee

  67. xender (09 Nov 2011)
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    hey guys come on help

    • Sigma.40 (09 Nov 2011)
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      Seriously, read some posts from this game or others. Admin also put up a tutorial somewhere. Try figuring it out for yourself instead of begging for help. If you can ifigure out how to play one cracked game you can figure out how toplay 95% of them.

  68. Player (09 Nov 2011)
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    is the game working ok ? I have slow internet if there any problems please anybody tell me

  69. Sigma.40 (09 Nov 2011)
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    I placed the update in the game folder and tried to run it, but it didn’t do anything. I then just tried to place the crack and un the game but that did nothing either. Am I forgetting something?

  70. gofree (09 Nov 2011)
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    Thx for the game. Will see if this can be fun like GTA.

  71. Sigma.40 (09 Nov 2011)
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    Actually after posting I think I realized what “installed to path containing spaces” meant . Instead of “Program Files (x86)/Rockstar Games/ LA Noire”, I did ProgramFiles(x86)/RockstarGames/LANoire”. So far so good.

  72. Johndill (09 Nov 2011)
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    Is this a clone dvd or repack?

  73. lenox (09 Nov 2011)
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    thx ! == Bralizian Gamers ==

  74. nandypiep (09 Nov 2011)
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    Thanks safelink rs works

  75. junaid (09 Nov 2011)
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    skidrow.. you have conquered the world and you are more popular then microsoft :)

  76. wlf (09 Nov 2011)
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    Why the hell fraps doesn’t work with this game ?How the hell should I suppose to monitor the framerate without fraps ?

    P.S. I already tried with MSI and Bandicam but i got the same result

  77. L.A hood (09 Nov 2011)
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    Game don’t work
    Windows 7 64

  78. wlf (09 Nov 2011)
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    @L.A hood try to run Patch_2382_02393_1 first

  79. L4Z4RO141 (09 Nov 2011)
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    this not work i open updated and this not open PLZ Upload fix this shit PLZ the updated is dont work and exe to launch the game dont work only work LA launche
    PLZ FIX THIS NOW PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  80. Gaucho (09 Nov 2011)
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    staff just rename the folder “Rockstar Games / LA Noire” To “RockstarGames/L.A.Noire” take out the spaces, and place the patch that is inside the disc 2

    Gaucho Brazil

    • L4Z4RO141 (09 Nov 2011)
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      i did this but is not work

  81. Gaucho (09 Nov 2011)
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    ye it so hard to crack ;/ request steam_api.dll i download that but dont work ;/

  82. Bond (09 Nov 2011)
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    I installed the game in folders RockstarGames/L.A.Noire, ran the patch, worked fine, copied the crack, but when run the game, it wouldn’t respond or anything. Anyone help?

  83. Bond (09 Nov 2011)
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    and yeah, downloaded steam-api.dll, still not working!

  84. Rafael (09 Nov 2011)
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    I get the steam-api.dll error, can somebody help me??

  85. george (09 Nov 2011)
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    Same problem here,steam-api.dll error

  86. Tizzy (09 Nov 2011)
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    Okay so heres the problem i get to open the game and watch the introduction but then it crashes :/
    Am I the only one whos having this problem? Id appreciate some help

  87. Danny (09 Nov 2011)
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    I had the same problem with steam.api but i’ve just solved. Try this. Install the game – take the patch file and the other files from crack folder in second disk – paste them into the game folder and install the patch – Play the game (Do not use lnoire-ccrk)
    Only need to install the patch

    • Gaucho (09 Nov 2011)
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      Great ithis work , but is impossible to play , every time get freeze lag spike lag , is not my computer i try in 3 pcs and all have same problem ;( , any idea ? ty for help

    • Bond (09 Nov 2011)
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      Nope, thanks but not working. I still cant play the game, whenever I click on .exe file, they’re running on the processes, and stop responding

  88. Stivie (09 Nov 2011)
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    After the game launches I get this Social Club thingy and can’t get rid of it. When I click on Cancel, game crashes. What should I do, plz?

  89. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    1. To all who cant run the game @ all, try to run the game with administrator rights.

    2. When i run the game, it comes the “Activation screen” and i cant skip it.

  90. aaa (09 Nov 2011)
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    can u upload files in hotfile server? it’s better than this fu*&^#/ing Wupload!!!!!!!!!!

  91. Stivie (09 Nov 2011)
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    Point Nr. 4 of the instruction says: “Create a local profile in the Social Club”.

    Social Club doesn’t let me do this. It always asks for the activation key! Plz help me, someone!

  92. Ronaldhino (09 Nov 2011)
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    @Gaucho Make sure u installed socialclub also, then copy the lanoire.exe file as shortcut and run, it will work then, cheers…..

  93. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    Is there already someone who can play the game?? Please ADMINS give a little more information… There are two different cracks to download (10mb or 65mb crack) what should we do?
    By the way, its not my first game that i install…
    Good work SKIDROW, but a little better description would be nice..thx

  94. Stivie (09 Nov 2011)
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    How do you skip the Social Club Activation screen? By clicking on Cancel ot just the X button to close? Because when I click on Cancel, the game crashes and when I click on X, it still asks for the actvation key…

  95. karlos (09 Nov 2011)
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    I need help guys… im clicking on the patch not start … i dont know what im do ..: /

  96. johnnybrac (09 Nov 2011)
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    thanks

  97. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    Yeah patch doesn’t start, the exe runs in the task manager but there’s no window nor patching process. There’s no intervals anywhere or anything, it just doesn’t run. Is there a way to archive the patched content somewhere and extract it into the game folder?

  98. rsn (09 Nov 2011)
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    TNX Gaucho, Works for me !!

    (staff just rename the folder “Rockstar Games / LA Noire” To “RockstarGames/L.A.Noire” take out the spaces, and place the patch that is inside the disc 2

    Gaucho Brazil)

  99. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    @Karlos @wtfrench: When i startet the patch it takes ca 2min. t’il he startet…

  100. rr (09 Nov 2011)
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    Please x7 links!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  101. Johny (09 Nov 2011)
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    hmmm no working the patch 4 me :(((

  102. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    Cybnet, waited for way more than 2 minutes and still nothing happens and I’ve followed all instructions.

  103. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    wtfrench, Witch windows did u got ? XP, Vista or 7?
    When u have Vista or 7, try to install and run the game with administrator rights….If u have, sorry but i dont know wheres the problem

  104. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    I followed the steps of Gaucho but still came to the “Activation screen” before he get to the main menu… I think there will be released a fix or something.

  105. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    at the activation screen you’re supposed to make an offline social club account i thing

  106. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    No, it ask me only for the “Key” and i can click only: 1. Abort (game close itself ) or 2.click on the cross to close the window (nothing happens, the activation screen only refreshes)

  107. Stivie (09 Nov 2011)
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    @ Cybnet: I also had this problem. Antivir was the fucking culprit. It blocked some files during the patch installation. Disable your antiviris program during the patch installation. Otherwise it doesn’t patches the game completely

  108. Sigma.40 (09 Nov 2011)
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    To get it to work make sure the path has no spaces, instead of “Program Files (x86)/Rockstar Games/LA Noire” try installing it to “ProgramFiles(x86)/RockstarGames/LANoire”. I reinstalled it to this and the patch worked. If after the patch, you get the screen that asks for the activation key, you have to uninstall/reinstall and reapply the patch and crack. This happened to me but it worked the second time. If it goes to a screen that asks for the name, it worked, disconnect from the internet and type something in.

  109. Stivie (09 Nov 2011)
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    @ Cybnet: I also had this problem. Antivir was the f..cking culprit. It blocked some files during the patch installation. Disable your antiviris program during the patch installation. Otherwise it doesn’t patches the game completely

  110. andrey (09 Nov 2011)
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    Guys,i have a problem…..i have no sound of speeches.How can i solve this?

  111. Franklin (09 Nov 2011)
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    thnx
    work but so many lag is that from my pc or from the crack ? did any one have same problem .
    no defertan with low graphic or high same speed and same laag
    plz need help i have geforce 550 ti with 1gb and 4 ddr3 gb ram ?

    • martin (09 Nov 2011)
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      yes franklin I have the same problem but I think must be the crack

  112. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup.exe

    where is this exe by the way

  113. martin (09 Nov 2011)
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    follow these steps
    I followed this steps and it worked but the game goes very slow.

    1= install the game by mounting the 2 iso’s
    2=change the folder name of the game to xp C:\Program Files\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire
    for windows7 its the same just rename it the same way
    3=put the Patch_2382_02393_1.exe included in the crack file into the L.A.Noire folder
    4=install the patch Patch_2382_02393_1.exe
    5=start up LANLauncher.exe and navigate into options and change the desired settings
    6=disconnect internet or block LANoire.exe with your firewall
    7=launch LANoire.exe
    8=create a new profile for Social Club (any name will do
    9=enjoy the game

  114. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    The Social Club .exe is where you have installed your game (C:/Programfiles/Rockstargames/L.A.Noire)
    I am trying the steps of Stivie…

  115. Nico (09 Nov 2011)
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    I got the same problem as gaucho.The game is impossible to play,the framerate is very low,and if I change the graphics settings from low to high,nothing changes,seems almost like there’s something running behind the game that slows it down.Anyone has the same problem?Any clue on how to solve this???Thanks in advance for the help….

  116. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    It’s not there and I’m not installing the game in C:\Program files because if i delete the intervals there I’ll have problems with a lot of other applications. I’m installing the game (4 times now) on D:\RockstarGames\LANoire. Therefore the social club installs separately in /Program Files (x86)/Rockstar games/Social club. Neither there NOR in D:\RockstarGames\LANoire is there a Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup.exe

  117. Mark (09 Nov 2011)
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    Installed the patch and it deleted the EXEs…what a joke lol.

  118. Cash (09 Nov 2011)
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    There is a HUGE problem with crack. I mean, lots of ppl are having this – game is unplayable, ofc it starts and stuff but it is running EXTREMELY slow… Like 3-5 FPS :/ Even if my PC can do BF3 on High, LA Noire is unplayable :(

  119. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    Thank u Stivie
    It was really the damn Antivir…. I installed the game following the steps of “Martin”, only the antivir has to be closed and it works.

    • Stivie (09 Nov 2011)
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      you’re welcome! :)

  120. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    Those that are having performance issues should put

    -npd -str -nonv

    in the command line field in the launcher window. It fixes low fps.

    That doesn’t fix the problem for those people that can’t patch or run the game at all though.

    • Martins (09 Nov 2011)
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      thanks! works for me

    • Cash (09 Nov 2011)
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      Works. Thanks! I mean, windows mouse is visible and its a little bit annoying, but i can actually PLAY the game! ;)

  121. citric (09 Nov 2011)
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    It’s not lagging, its sadly limited to 30fps by defoult… I beg someone to mod it, shouldnt be hard

  122. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    @wtfrench, could u post here step by step how u install it, pls… Maybe someone can help u.

  123. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    I’m doing exactly what’s said in the instructions, I even disabled COMODO but I guess that only helps for the activation screen thingy. The game installs but I can’t patch, the patch just runs in task manager but there’s no window or anything. Same if I try to run the game. There’s no social club 1.0.5.0 exe anywhere to be seen too.

  124. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    Try to download it (Social Club) here: http://www.rockstargames.com/support/IV/PC/RSGSC/index.html

  125. pete (09 Nov 2011)
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    i had the same problem wiyh the game

    i rename the folder from L.A. Noire to L.A.Noire
    ( C:\Program Files (x86)\Rockstar Games\L.A.Noire )

    then i installed the Patch_2382_02393_1

    then i installed install the Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup

    then i copied over the crack files from dvd 2

    i did not use an offline account i sighned in via my GTA IV account the game runs fine
    hopefully i still get the achivments not that i am all that worried about it

    anyway thank you skidrow another fine realise

    • wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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      Can you upload that exe somewhere?

  126. takk69 (09 Nov 2011)
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    cant create new profile? someone help me? ask key active?

    internet – offline
    windows 7 64

  127. mortuus (09 Nov 2011)
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    Cant get it to work.. the updater starts then ends abnormal without any info if its succeeded patching or not, then i copy over the cracked files start the game and game locks on black screen with logo.. no wonder scene hasnt cracked this yet..

  128. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    @takk69 At witch Key activation screen are u, where u can choose between social club or downloadable content, or where u can choose only between the abort button and the cross button?
    U have to disconnect from internet BEFORE u install the patch

    @mortuus Please read the instructions comment of “Martin” (today 14:24)……Paste Crackfiles at the same moment like patch, not after..

    • takk69 (09 Nov 2011)
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      @Cybnet

      only between the abort button and the cross button

  129. Jesse (09 Nov 2011)
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    failed to load libary “steam_api.dll”

  130. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    Then u have to deactivate Antivir and before u start patching, disconnect from the internet…
    I had the same problem and that solved it.

  131. Prozac (09 Nov 2011)
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    im still trying and did what everyone told,

    Still not working we want a greater Crack please…

  132. takk69 (09 Nov 2011)
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    still not working :/

    always install (offline internet) – turn off all the time

    I dont using any antivir

    patch updating + done

    ———–

    always ask me this s**ty active key – I press Cancel and game kick to desktop

  133. zeee (09 Nov 2011)
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    where to download the game files ?

  134. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    Maybe u have antivir tool from windows whos acive, if not, i dont really knowwhats the issue.

  135. mortuus (09 Nov 2011)
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    Yeah installed to I:/Noire this time.. same shit it just loads a black screen with the logo.. baaaah this is not worth the trouble.. in 2 days hopefully we get skyrim this shit is going uninstalled now..

    • Duvel (11 Nov 2011)
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      Quick sloppy fix with double cursor problem ex (-str)…. make an invisible cursor with a *.cur plugin for Photoshop ect. Hey… it works! shrug*

  136. HarryAss (09 Nov 2011)
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    The Patch deletes the exe of L.A. Noire! I followed Martins Instructions but everytime the patch deletes exe of L.A. Noire and the LANLauncher. Can Somebody help me please?

  137. martin (09 Nov 2011)
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    follow these steps
    I followed this steps and it worked

    1= install the game by mounting the 2 iso’s
    2=change the folder name of the game to xp C:\Program Files\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire
    for windows7 its the same just rename it the same way
    3=put the Patch_2382_02393_1.exe included in the crack file into the L.A.Noire folder
    4=install the patch Patch_2382_02393_1.exe
    5=install Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup.exe (that appears after the installation of the patch) in the same folder
    6=launch LANLauncher.exe and choose the options and close
    7=for lag solution(create a shortcut of LANoire.exe) add this to the shortcut created -npd -str -nonv
    quedaria algo asi (should look like) “C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire\LANoire.exe” -npd -str -nonv

    8=create a new profile for Social Club (any name will do

    I worked quite well without lag

    • collin (09 Nov 2011)
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      Thanks so much, it runs incredibly well, but when I add -str it causes a double mouse cursor in the game, and it’s incredibly annoying. Do you get this too or is it just me?

      • RossB543 (10 Nov 2011)
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        I get that too D:

    • duke (09 Nov 2011)
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      they ask me the activation code? how to create local profile in social club? i hope you will help on this..

    • martin_2 (09 Nov 2011)
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      Thanks a lot for “C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire\LANoire.exe” -npd -str -nonv suggestion. I don’t have strong machine and it looked like to be almost unplayable but this thing helped. Recommended for all you guys who want the game to run more smoothly. Btw. how did you find out? Thx again!

      • wupload (10 Nov 2011)
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        where should i add -npd -str -nonv ??

    • michael (10 Nov 2011)
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      hey i followed everything u sed but i still got the lag problem maybe i put the -npd -str -nonv in the wrong place idk do you have n e ideas. (where do i put the -npd -str -nonv exactly?)

    • michael (11 Nov 2011)
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      ok now i cant even get the game to work without crashing O.o….

    • Milad (11 Nov 2011)
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      Hello , Thanks for the instruction it was just perfect . Now the game runs flawless but the lagging is horrible :(
      I tried to follow your step how to get rid of it but I didn’t quite catch it … should I create a LANoire.exe shortcut from the game directory or what ? and then should I add the -npd -str -nonv to the name by clicking on rename or what ? thanks

  138. Tizzy (09 Nov 2011)
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    I cant get past the Introduction screen, it crashes… :(

  139. vickk (09 Nov 2011)
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    Wupload Single Link : http://safelinking.net “Temporarily down for maintenance, be back soon!”

    please can you provide both the wupload direct link instead of safelinking :)

    Thank you :D

  140. wupload (09 Nov 2011)
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    please someone give me the wupload link for dvd 2 , because safelinking is down for maintenance and i cant get the link

  141. Anonymous (09 Nov 2011)
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    Guys, I dont know if i’m right, but i managed to run the game with an offline account by installing rockstar social club from GTA IV, disabled the internet conection, and let the social club application running background.
    Run the game and the option to use an offline account appeared.

    It worked for me

  142. SKIDROW (09 Nov 2011)
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    Fixed all links

  143. mekas (09 Nov 2011)
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    when i try to install the patch – nothing happens… i tried everything… run as administrator and so on… wtf? followed steps by martin, same thing…

    • JCYP (10 Nov 2011)
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      Make sure that you renamed the folders without spaces then the patch will work. It did for me.

      \RockstarGames\L.A.Noire

  144. wtf (09 Nov 2011)
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    same thing here, the patch won’t run no matter what i do

  145. Predator (09 Nov 2011)
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    I’ve downloaded it from megaupload but it ask me a password… what is password? :(

    • latana345 (09 Nov 2011)
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      Megaupload password = http://www.2baksa.net dont click on link this is the password

  146. joeberg (09 Nov 2011)
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    I had trouble the first time then I got it to work
    1.) install game ..directory you install you to must not have any spaces so you must do custom install and get rid of the spaces
    2.) copy just the patch from iso disk 2 and paste it in game directory
    3.) install patch
    4.) install social club
    5.) paste the other two files from crack folder on iso disk 2 into game directory
    6.) click to play the game…make a social club account and you should be good to play

  147. Luck (09 Nov 2011)
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    please help me…. when i instaling patch, in the end show me this:

    ypatcher.exe has stopperd working

    appcrash

  148. BYT (09 Nov 2011)
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    Thx 4 da Lag Fix Martin
    The Game Works Like A Dream now
    Win 7 32 Bit Ultimate
    Nvidia GeForce 480 GTX
    Intel Quad Core @ 4.0 GHz
    4 GB of RAM @ 1000 Hz
    N Thx to da Leading Force 4 This Release :) THX SKIDROW

  149. hah (09 Nov 2011)
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    Guys for those whose patch is not working, rename it to C:\Program Files\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire MAKE SURE RockstarGames DOES NOT HAVE A SPACE

    wrong=Rockstar Games
    Correct=RockstarGames

    • Karol191 (09 Nov 2011)
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      Jesus dude we know it ! doesnt work for half ppl and me .

      • win 7 64 (09 Nov 2011)
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        Doesn’t matter what I or half the people out there rename it too, the patch exe just hangs and uses 25% of the CPU in task manager, the lanlauncher.exe crashs, the lanoire.exe does the same hanging and using 25% cpu, the 3DM crack gives a steam_api.dll error.

        • win 7 64 (09 Nov 2011)
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          thats alot of cpu btw from a 3.2 quad core, the patch is all in affinity

          • win 7 64 (09 Nov 2011)
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            btw, why haven’t seen one NFO from SKIDROW?

        • wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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          Same issue. I wonder if there’ll be a difference if I install the game on C:\ although I hate that.

          • win 7 64 (09 Nov 2011)
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            already did that, didn’t work…installed and reinstalled 5 times save youself the trouble

          • wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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            Thank you.

            I really don’t understand how it can be so unexplainable though. Something like this happens with The Saboteur, although the process there doesn’t even hang, it just appears and dissapears. No error, no nothing.

          • apex (09 Nov 2011)
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            i tried one install under c:\LANoire – same result, patch hangs at 25% cpu

          • win 7 64 (09 Nov 2011)
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            I don’t think this is official sk1d r0w, i’m just saying there are no NF0 files for them

  150. Major (09 Nov 2011)
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    All you have to do in regards to the Social Club problem is click the X in the lower right hand corner of the window, it then prompts you to make an offline Default profile. and as for the lag adding -npd to the end of the shortcut seems to be helping some people. For me it makes the game run good until i start moving my character around. Still its a lot better than without it.

    • Gonzo (09 Nov 2011)
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      It doesnt work for me the X, everytime I click it stil asks me the activation code. I don’t understand what’s going on

  151. Jesse (09 Nov 2011)
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    @marting (post #153) WORKED LIKE A CHARM!
    Just be sure to run everything in administrator mode.

    Anyone noticed that Ken Cosgrove from Mad Men is playing the lead-role here? :)

  152. wupload (09 Nov 2011)
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    i think we’ll have to wait for the reloaded crack

  153. Karol191 (09 Nov 2011)
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    Yea we need to wait for scene realise (thata is not scene realise)

  154. narn (09 Nov 2011)
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    Anyone know why when I move my mouse this game lags? I tried to move when the game is Loading, and it lags, I move mouse in cinematics, it lags, when I don’t move, it runs smoothly.
    So I guess is somekind of “mouse lag”

    • Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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      Read comment of Martin (#153), point 7, for better performance

  155. Sm (09 Nov 2011)
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    WUPLOAD SINGLE LINK DVD 2 NOT WORKING, PLEASE SKIDROW FIX IT :))

  156. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    Compared the files in my folder with those of a friend who had run the patch. 3 files were different in size. LANoire.exe, the launcher and maincontent file. He sent me those and i replaced em in my folder and now I got the LANOIRE logo in the middle of my screen but it doesn’t go anywhere from here.

    • Tizzy (09 Nov 2011)
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      I get the LA Noire logo and the main introduction but then it crashes on loading. Please Skidrow give us an answer or maybe create a better version of the game!!

  157. Jack (09 Nov 2011)
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    same here, it shows Noire logo, loading… it disapears and nothing happens.

  158. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    With me it doesn’t even dissapear. It’s just the logo and two lanoire.exe-s in the task manager. One eating 8mbs the other one 15 or smtn.

  159. chuck_schuldiner (09 Nov 2011)
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    I solved our problem :)

    Follow my steps.

    – Custom Install
    – Change your installed folder name. RockstarGames/LAN ( not use L.A. Noire)
    -Than Copy Patch and apply
    -Install Social F….ing club
    – Than other files copy.
    – Click LANoire.exe
    – Congratulations. Social F…ing Club never register you’ll see skip Social F…ing club sign. Clicked it. You’ll be default user. And Play :D

  160. Baz00ka (09 Nov 2011)
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    Game got patched correctly,but after copying the Crack files,i get an error about ” error loading library steam_api.dll” whenever i click on LANoire.exe…. Watz goin on?

  161. Nev (09 Nov 2011)
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    to me patch deletes lanoire.exe… or at least i cant find it anymore? any solutions? maybe I will try to backup it but it should be fuc… updated with patch, srsly cant they make a game that fuc…. works, its scary one would buy this shit

  162. gus (09 Nov 2011)
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    have the same error Baz00la

  163. badwolf (09 Nov 2011)
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    i install in “D:\L.A.Noire” but patch lock in system task whit 25%usage.. i try copy the crack files and open LANoire.exe get menssage ” error loading library steam_api.dll” . any help??
    tanks!

  164. Mr. NCKO (09 Nov 2011)
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    Yo!
    ladjarevic from tpb found a way
    my patch didn’t start
    booted in safe mode without networking
    PATCH RUN JUST FINE
    then installed social club from the patch
    reboot n voila
    Noire runs fine
    just fine

    big thx to ladjarevic

  165. Joe9099 (09 Nov 2011)
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    Fuck can anyone upload the patch please? i accidently deleted it without knowing i had to use it -.-

  166. Lukas (09 Nov 2011)
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    hi i have Geforce gts 450 512 mb 2,5 2x dual core 4 gb RAM low quality 1024×760 . Game very crashing :/ Help !

  167. Gonzo (09 Nov 2011)
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    To make the local social club profile I click on X on and on and on. It still asks me an activation code everytime. When I press cancel or the ESC button, it just closes the game and get back to the desktop. I dont know anymore what do. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks

    • KOSOVO IS SERBIA (11 Nov 2011)
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      I have same problem…

  168. Barnie (10 Nov 2011)
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    Such a good game i never expected this so far.

    • Sigma.40 (13 Nov 2011)
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      Neither did I. I was expecting another GTA 4 copy (ie. Mafia 2). I was really impressed, its definitely something new and unique.

  169. Xxx (10 Nov 2011)
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    patch crash for me

  170. wtfrench (10 Nov 2011)
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    did the safe mode thing, patched the game, installed social club, everything alright but when i start the game it still gets stuck on ‘loading’ LANOIRE logo in the middle of the screen

    • Xxx (10 Nov 2011)
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      same, patch installed in safe mode but game still crash at loading! x64 windows 7

  171. andrei (10 Nov 2011)
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    Ok ok,this installation is annoying. So,I installed the game,copied the patch to my L.A. Noire directory (I installed it in a folder named LAN so there would be no spaces). Ran the patch.But it does nothing but delete my .exe files? Either the .exe files are missing from my “crack” folder,or am I just having problems? Maybe someone could upload the two .exe files AFTER they updated their game?.
    So then,i tried using the repair option from the game setup.I got back my two .exe files (LANlauncher.exe and LANoire.exe),tried re-installing the patch,and get a damn error. So I tried running the game. It runs up to the point where it requires an activation code.I unplugged my internet cable and ran it again.Said something about an internet connection needed to activate the game…so I gave up. I’d realy appreciate some help here.I’ve followed all the installation instructions but I just don’t see it happening.

  172. yasharth (10 Nov 2011)
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    hi ,, i downloded 12.1 gb release.it has setup.exe missing..can u pls upload setup.exe file so that i can atleast install.pls i ll be very greatful.thanks in advance

  173. wtfrench (10 Nov 2011)
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    Just great. Managed to get the game to run, before I did that I added the three commands in the command line. Ran perfectly but wanted to get rid of the mouse. Deleted the lines, ran the game, it ran horrible. Now even if I put the lines back in it runs horrible and I can’t fix it. Any ideas?

  174. Xxx (10 Nov 2011)
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    wtfrench, are u using x64 system?

  175. samrise (10 Nov 2011)
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    guys a little help when i run the game it starts upto the saving icon appears before the games main menu and then it crash with a black background with a check online window solution can any one help thanks

  176. L4Z4RO141 (10 Nov 2011)
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    no funciona/ this is not working nooooooooooo working upload repack man PLZ and spanish/english~!

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      chicos bien lo tengo que trabajar, siga estas instrucciones y confíe en mí que tenía los mismos problemas que todos ustedes y esto funcionó, finalmente:

      Windows 7 64 bits
      ——-
      Desinstalar Social Club y noire lA si se ha instalado ya
      setup.exe volver a montar y correr
      elige instalación personalizada e instalar en C: \ Archivos de programa (x86) \ RockstarGames \ LAN
      Vamos a instalar el club social si aparece durante la instalación
      A continuación, copie el crack en C: \ Archivos de programa (x86) \ RockstarGames \ LAN y sobreescribir todos los archivos (NO RUN PATCH)
      al finalizar la instalación reinicie el ordenador y pulsa F8 y seleccione “Modo seguro” en el arranque
      una vez en modo seguro ir a C: \ Archivos de programa (x86) \ RockstarGames \ LAN y ejecute el “Patch_2382_02393_1.exe”
      una vez que los parches notará que hay otro exe llamado “Social Club Setup.exe v1.0.5.0″, haga clic en este icono para instalar
      a continuación, reiniciar y volver a las ventanas, no se ejecutan LA Noire del acceso directo del escritorio
      desactivar el Internet o la configuración de su firewall para que el club lanoire.exe y social doesnt conectar
      volver a C: \ Archivos de programa (x86) \ RockstarGames \ LAN y haga clic en el L.Anoire.exe
      esperar a que …
      usted debe conseguir una pantalla en negro después de la de La noire logp
      una vez que el club social de inicio de sesión aparece, sólo tiene que escribir un nombre de inicio de sesión y pulse
      le dirá que usted no tiene una conexión a Internet, pulse Aceptar o pulse la tecla ESC y volverá a la carga
      y su en …. la gente buena suerte, este trabajo =)


      L4Z4RO141:

      no funciona/ this is not working nooooooooooo working upload repack man PLZ and spanish/english~!

  177. win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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    okay guys i got it to work follow these instructions and trust me i had the same problems as you all and this finally worked :

    Windows 7 64-bit
    ——————–
    Uninstall Social Club and l.A noire if you installed it already
    then remount and run setup.exe
    choose custom install and install to C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\LAN
    Let social club install if it pops up during installation
    Then copy the crack into C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\LAN and overwrite all files ( DO NOT RUN PATCH)
    when installation is finished reboot the computer and hit F8 and select “SAFE MODE” at boot
    once in safe mode go into C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\LAN and run the “Patch_2382_02393_1.exe”
    once it patches you’ll notice there another exe named “Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup.exe”click on this to install
    then restart and go back into windows, do not run LA noire from the desktop shortcut
    disable your internet or setup your firewall so that lanoire.exe and social club doesnt connect
    go back into C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\LAN and click the L.Anoire.exe
    wait for it…
    you should get a black screen then the La noire logp
    once the social club login comes up, just type in any name and hit login
    it will tell you that you dont have an internet connection, press ok or hit the esc key and it will go back to loading
    and your in….good luck people, this worked =)

    • apex (10 Nov 2011)
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      just tryed this at my machine.
      same as always :( patch stands and uses 25% cpu. therefore i was not able to install the patch :(

    • Roennest (10 Nov 2011)
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      Thank you it worked like a charm:)

  178. Xxx (10 Nov 2011)
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    Ok i’m gonna try that, this will be the LAST TIME i try this shit and the 8th time i install it!

    You forgot to talk about the .dll files, should they be added before or after patch?

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      do not add the 3DM crack, only use the crack from the folder on the second iso file
      just copy them in there after you install the game and don’t run the patch, go into SAFEMODE then run the Patch executable and the Social club executable

      • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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        should be the patch*.exe and two dll’s fmodex.dll and lanc.dll copy those after install then SAFE MODE…lol trying to be and thorough as possible ;)

  179. samrise (10 Nov 2011)
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    Ok i will give it a last try it worth it . lets cross our finger and hope it work:) and if it font UHHHH…… thanks any way for the help

  180. samrise (10 Nov 2011)
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    Shit still the same :(

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      =( well, if you read my posts earlier today you would see i was experiencing the same problems…fresh install and booting into safe mode made the patch executable work for me and a few other friends already, make sure you followed my instructions again…sorry if it still doesn’t work i installed and reinstalled 5 times before trying safemode to install the patch, also check if your account is admin

  181. yair (10 Nov 2011)
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    Shit still the same :(

  182. Bond (10 Nov 2011)
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    Tried “win7 64″ safemode method,still not working, I’m pretty sure I did exactly the same with the guides, but no hope. I clicked on LAnoire.exe, it showed running in the task manager, for a while then stop. Then I ran from the launcher, it showed the logo, then again, stopped. I un and re-installed more than 10 times already, from the point being pissed off to the point depressed and disappointed. Oh well, gotta wait for proper crack

  183. tiz (10 Nov 2011)
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    my patch won’t work whatever trick i use :(

  184. Jesse (10 Nov 2011)
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    For everyone who have a problem “game stucks at rockstar logo” just wait a bit longer! First start the game is loading unusually long (3 minutes in my case).

    And run everything in admin mode!!! (Right click on icon/application and run as administrator).

  185. jaykmail19 (10 Nov 2011)
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    please upload L A NOIR COMPLETE EDITION in a compressed format -Ripped
    preferably within 4-5GB

  186. jaykmail19 (10 Nov 2011)
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    please upload a ripped version fast
    i can’t wait to play

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      Unfortunately, doesn’t look like there is going to be a ripped version thats small, not really any videos to compress because its all rendered in game…and until some mod tools come out they won’t be compressing any sound, music, or graphics anytime soon

  187. Johndill (10 Nov 2011)
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    Thanks! works perfect, except for the double mouse cursor in the game.

  188. basit (10 Nov 2011)
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    can anyone skidrow or reloaded post the REPACK VERSION so that i can dwnld it i waited for this game for over a year and now the size is too big for me

    can anyone post the repack asap between 7-8gb is fine for me

    i just saw that call of duty mw3 had a repack from 13.8gb to 5.2gb so can anyone post the repack for this

    waiting anxiously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  189. Bazooka (10 Nov 2011)
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    How do we fix the dreaded double mouse problem in the game guyz?!!
    Everything is working fine now except this prob…its quite annoying honestly!

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      Funny, i haven’t experienced this problem i’ve been playing for a few hours now, seems the game has the same exact lagging issues in the same places just like the XBOX 360.

      Might try disabling display scaling on High DPI in the lanoire.exe compatibility properties
      I have an xbox 360 controller plugged in works just like on the 360

  190. ermanno (10 Nov 2011)
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    hei i have a problem: i have acer with nvidia optimus, if open lanoire with the intel video card it’s all ok no have problem aside the low graphic performance, but if open lanoire with the nvidia gt540m it crash with this error: nvd3d9wrap.dll:unloaded. i installed the last driver of nvidia but i not solve the problem. what shell i do?

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      is it two different computers your using or one?

      • ermanno (10 Nov 2011)
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        it’s same computer with optimus technology (nvidia, switching with 2 grapich card, intel and nvdia)

  191. mortuus (10 Nov 2011)
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    Shit release, it has not even a crack since its recommended to block the exe with your firewall.. if a game is properly cracked you dont have to do that shit.

    • wupload (10 Nov 2011)
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      i didn’t block the exe or the internet and it worked for me .

  192. wupload (10 Nov 2011)
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    works like a charme with the -npd -str -nonv command line , just a little double mouse issue , any fix yet ??

  193. Dif (10 Nov 2011)
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    I can’t start the patch. When i double click on in ( in a folder Programfiles/Rockstar/LA Noire) nothing happened.
    Why?

  194. tyno91 (10 Nov 2011)
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    please create patch for lag in game for me its impossible play whit this lag

    • wupload (10 Nov 2011)
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      open lanlauncher.exe then go to option and paste -npd -str -nonv in command line

  195. Niksonboysrock! (10 Nov 2011)
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    Yes, LAG is the biggest turn off for me! With Martins instruction the LAG is dealt with to some extent but then it over laps the in game mouse with Windows Mouse pointer which really gets annoying especially when examineing and shooting. WE NEED A FIX FOR THIS!

  196. Niksonboysrock! (10 Nov 2011)
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    @wuupload,
    but then what about the mouse overlapping??

  197. tyno91 (10 Nov 2011)
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    =>”wupload” just paste -npd -str -nonv in command or other manip or just paste and launche game ?

    Sorry for my english i am french ^^ thx

  198. tyno91 (10 Nov 2011)
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    => Niksonboysrock!

    its no important play whit pad 8D

    • Niksonboysrock! (10 Nov 2011)
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      I do have a pad but its CREAKY….gets stuck…WTF!

  199. L4Z4RO141 (10 Nov 2011)
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    th updated not work WTF MAN upload the fix 4 this shit man PLZ MAN

  200. AbdullA (10 Nov 2011)
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    i hate this game i wish they never made it :)

  201. ozzy (10 Nov 2011)
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    it work fine with a little lag
    win7 63
    8gb ram
    gtx460m 1.5gb

    however game (to me) is far from excitement I was almost fall in sleep during searching the evidence if your are not fun of CSI Miami then forget this game and back to BF3 or mw3

  202. sgsrg (10 Nov 2011)
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    After loading screen nothing happens? Any suggestion?

  203. Niksonboysrock! (10 Nov 2011)
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    It seems command line from the game launcher doesnt work with commands for LAG FIX. Only solution is to make a shortcut of the actual game game’s EXE and to paste “-npd -str -nonv” without quotes after the full path in shortcut’s properties.

    #250 needs help.

  204. Prozac (10 Nov 2011)
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    Win 7 64 i totally made what u told, but its still doing nothing, it doesnt start from Lanoire.exe and dont gives any error, can u fix it too pls ?

  205. daman (10 Nov 2011)
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    I, combine two crack.
    1.- Instal Patch 2382_0293_1exe
    2.-Then: Cracks-2 dll. from THETA DVD
    3.-Then: Crack: Cracks-LA Noire-3dm
    and now Work!

  206. Renegade (10 Nov 2011)
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    I have a problem too. When I launch the game, it loads a bit and then sends me to that Social Club screen, where it says “No connection”. And there is nothing more I could do. When I click “close”, it pops up again just the same as before. And I can’t click anything else. Login, register, home, stats, nothing seems to react. Anyone could help me out please?

    By the way when I try to launch the Social Club, the lollipop girl appears, because I still have GTA 4 installed on my computer. But I tried reinstalling the Social Club and that had changed nothing.

    • badwolf (10 Nov 2011)
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      have same problem!!! for unstall social club delete all social club folder in you HD an clean ou register, after this is possible to clean reinstall of social club, but this dont solve the social club loop problem!

      • Johndill (10 Nov 2011)
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        Open the crack folder on DVD image 2 and copy fmodex.dll and lanc.dll into the game folder and (yes)
        replace all.

    • Zimou (18 Apr 2013)
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      Same problem , i have copied the patch but it still not work :/

  207. Dario1911 (10 Nov 2011)
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    Can anybody please help me how to fix the fucking lag!

  208. NickManUtd (10 Nov 2011)
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    I have many lags… when I am set graphics at min or at max it same… -npd -str -nonv dont helped…. It’s not the computer accurately… i have AMD Phenom II X4 2.8 GHZ, 4GB Ram, ATI Radeon 4850.

    • Tizzy (10 Nov 2011)
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      Yeah me too, I have a great computer I even finished MW3 yet this game lags and alot whether im playing with the graphics set low or high!

      Skidrow please make a better release or at least give us some more information.

  209. sandman313 (10 Nov 2011)
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    mouse fix???

  210. Lukas (10 Nov 2011)
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    fix lag please !!!

  211. Hrishat (10 Nov 2011)
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    Its been a while man. plz release a proper crack quickly.

  212. Lukas (10 Nov 2011)
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    fix lag please !!! Please Skidrow :D

  213. Renegade (10 Nov 2011)
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    Did not help one bit. Also, I already did that when cracking the game before. You probably don’t understand the nature of my problem. I am stuck with the Social Club screen in-game. The game doesn’t react when I click anything. If I press escape, the “No connection” window just goes up again.

    But thank you for your effort, anyway.

  214. Renovatio (10 Nov 2011)
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    Thanks to Martin I able to play the game with good performance but please if anyone can tell me how the hell fix this extended ANNOYING MOUSE CURSOR problem and share, I would be appreciate… If you could give us the source of yours that how you did you deal with problem about “-npd -str -nonv” thingy maybe it would help… thanks!

  215. L.A Noire (10 Nov 2011)
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    windows 7 64 i can’t start the game to play
    update dont work cant patch help

  216. Renegade (10 Nov 2011)
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    Skidrow cannot help you with graphical problems! That is entirely Rockstar’s fault. Wait until they release some patches, or until some clever person figure any workaround.

  217. takky (10 Nov 2011)
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    no work ! try install this game 20 times :/ no working!
    internet offline
    try all modifications!

    Social Club screen, where it says “No connection”

    windows 7 64 bit

    ——————
    same
    gta IV back -_- o lol hahahaha

  218. Player (10 Nov 2011)
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    thanks very much for this game its working nice and it has very cute story better than GTA 4

  219. zeee (11 Nov 2011)
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    steam_api.dll error … Windows & 64 bit ,,, did every thing mentioned in the comments

  220. Renovatio (11 Nov 2011)
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    *** SOLUTION FOR DOUBLE CURSOR ***

    Google nomousy, download it, make a shortcut for “nomousy.exe” and add /hide as a launch parameter. Click the shortcut and your cursor will disappear! Click it again and it will re-appear … Now before you launch your game click it and when ur done just navigate with keyboard and click enter.

    Hope this helps you play this… If it did not… Wait for a proper crack.

  221. Xxx (11 Nov 2011)
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    Ok i found reason for me : It’s fucking Nvidia optimus! I restarted my laptop without it (only the nvidia card, no intel) and then game runs well, patch would’ve been doing fine too this way!

    • gumidekmedvidek (11 Nov 2011)
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      Wow really?…please help. I have same problem with optimus. fucking stupid think. Please some instructions for me how run this game on laptop with (fucking) Nvida Optimus.

      Thanks

      • Xxx (11 Nov 2011)
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        you just have to start your laptop with nvidia card only, that option is in the BIOS

  222. takky (11 Nov 2011)
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    problem gone!

    1) Mount image and install game
    2) From the folder Crack (at image of the second disk) copy the patch (Patch_2382_02393_1.exe) in the game folder and update.
    3) Copy the contents of the folder Crack (on the second disk image files only !!!, and fmodex.dll lanc.dll) in the game folder (replace).
    (change desktop – L.A.Noire) – click right mouse -> and change LANLauncher to L.A.Noire.exe” -> like this -> 2x C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire\LANoire.exe”
    – ok
    4) To keep in the game – to create a local profile in the Social Club
    5) Play!

    work!

  223. takky (11 Nov 2011)
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    problem gone!

    1) Mount image and install game
    2) From the folder Crack (at image of the second disk) copy the patch (Patch_2382_02393_1.exe) in the game folder and update.
    3) Copy the contents of the folder Crack (on the second disk image files only !!!, and fmodex.dll lanc.dll) in the game folder (replace).
    (change desktop – L.A.Noire) – click right mouse -> and change LANLauncher to L.A.Noire.exe” -> like this -> 2x C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire\LANoire.exe”
    – ok ( screen -> http://tinypic.pl/ith4fdb45h64 )
    4) To keep in the game – to create a local profile in the Social Club
    5) Play!

    work!

  224. jaykmail19 (11 Nov 2011)
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    PLease waiting for a repack.
    Skidrow counting on u bro please upload a repack fast

    • Tizzy (11 Nov 2011)
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      Cmon Skidrow find a fix for the lagging and the rest of our problems

  225. Andrew (11 Nov 2011)
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    Damn, i followed all the instructions of all posts, and my game won’t run. i run LANoire.exe and nothig happens.

  226. zeee (11 Nov 2011)
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    again

    steam_api.dll error … Windows & 64 bit ,,, did every thing mentioned in the comments

    and the 2nd crack gives me BEX error or APP CRASH >>>>

  227. DirtyStiv (11 Nov 2011)
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    Error Patching: Error binary patching file

  228. zooo (11 Nov 2011)
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    To resolve the problems, disable your firewall / anti-virus and install the patch and later copy the contents of crack. It works with me!

  229. samrise (11 Nov 2011)
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    i still cannt run this game tryed every way i guess it cannt find the rockstar social club game crash after the saving icon appers after the LA NOIRE LOGO before reaching the profile any help please i uninstalled it a lot and installed back again same thing dont work please help me

  230. fris (11 Nov 2011)
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    Game work perfect,please only fix lag

    IMPORTANT:Disable internet conection before instalation
    1) Mount image and install game as custom,rename directory to example D:Games\RockstarGames\LAN for Windows 7 32 bit
    2) From the folder Crack (at image of the second disk) copy the patch (Patch_2382_02393_1.exe) in the game folder and update.
    3) Copy the contents of the folder Crack (on the second disk image files only !!!, and fmodex.dll lanc.dll) in the game folder (replace).
    4)IMPORTANT: Run “Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup.exe”, a file that appears in your installation directory after you have run steps 2 and 3. If you do not perform this step, the game will fail to launch due to the absence of “socialclub.dll”.
    5)To keep in the game – to create a local profile in the Social Club
    6)Run LANoire.exe to play the game. Enjoy.

  231. niello (11 Nov 2011)
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    i have this weird glitch after uninstalling and updating my screen driver (nvidia) – all textures of active faces in the game are misplaced (eye sticking out from the mouth area). nothing helps. what can i do about it?

  232. art1373 (11 Nov 2011)
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    chuck_schuldiner:

    I solved our problem :)Follow my steps.- Custom Install – Change your installed folder name. RockstarGames/LAN ( not use L.A. Noire) -Than Copy Patch and apply -Install Social F….ing club – Than other files copy. – Click LANoire.exe – Congratulations. Social F…ing Club never register you’ll see skip Social F…ing club sign. Clicked it. You’ll be default user. And Play :D

    it worked man but what f…. is the cheking for downloadable content ? it stucks there hours

  233. Dario1911 (11 Nov 2011)
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    Can somebody post a lag fix please!!!

  234. Hrishat (11 Nov 2011)
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    What about lagging?? U can install the game but u cant play because of serious lagging. Where is the proper crack??

  235. bub (11 Nov 2011)
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    I want to restart lanoire.exe, it gives me an black screen and logo “l.a. noire”, normal, I began to hear the beginning of the kinematics and BOOM! “L.A. noire has stopped working”

    I have windows 7 64 bit

    Someone with the same problem?

    • Dkstrike (11 Nov 2011)
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      I have the exact same problem; I believe I have followed all instructions but I am still trying to work with it. Suggestions greatly appreciated.

      • Dkstrike (12 Nov 2011)
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        I got it to work! Right click on lanoire.exe (not the launcher) and click the option to run in 256 colors and select the option for dpi scaling. Game works beautifully in full color, no lag. Many thanks to this forum.

  236. Milad (11 Nov 2011)
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    there was a solution up there for lagging but i couldn’t quite catch it can anybody explain … ?

  237. 50cent (11 Nov 2011)
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    pliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzz fix lag skidrow :)

  238. Mafioso (11 Nov 2011)
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    Can someone explain what exactly has to be done with patch? please.

  239. shahbaz (11 Nov 2011)
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    plz REPACK it skidrow…………..plzzzzz
    i beg u…..

  240. zooo (11 Nov 2011)
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    To stop the LAG insert this: -npd -str -nonv

    in L.A Noire Launcher -> Options -> Command Line

    It works!

  241. JCYP (11 Nov 2011)
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    game crashes when I take the side mission “Misunderstanding”… Any idea to fix this?

  242. Renovatio (11 Nov 2011)
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    *** PEOPLE WHO CAN’T INSTALL THE GAME ***

    There are two different version of cracks released for this game and If you use the wrong crack, it won’t work and you’ll take that “steamapi.dll” error! So use the little size one (THETA Release) including only “fmodex.dll lanc.dll” files, NOT the one with many files like Bink32, Steam, blablabla… You may find it on net!

    SETUP INSTRUCTIONS:
    Simply set the game up without leave any space on directory and then “copy the update file inside the game folder and work it”. As last, just CRACK it… You’re Done!

    Example:
    C:\Noire
    … or wherever you want to install like…
    C:\Program Files\Rockstar(NOSPACE)Games\L.A.(NOSPACE)Noire

    …and BLOCK THE GAME FROM FIREWALL for don’t connect to Internet (google or youtube it for instructions if you need)

    *** FOR LAG PROBLEM ***
    Create a shortcut of LANoire.exe (you can add it on desktop) … right click on it and add the end of command line…
    -npd -str -nonv

    Example:
    C:\Nore\LANoire.exe -nps -str -nonv) … (btw. Thanks to Martin for that)

    *** FOR DOUBLE CURSOR PROBLEM ***
    That “-str” line couses your Double Cursor problem. So Google the “Nomousy” for hide the cursor and download it. After that, add /hide parameter end of command line!

    Example:
    C:\Nomousy.exe /hide … Click on it before start the game… Well Done, you’re ready to play! ;)

    Sorry if I have terrible English but at least I tried to help as much as I can… Thanks! :)

    Note: I don’t know about you but my personal opinion about this game is… NOT WORTH for that much stupidy and lose of time … I realize that after played but sure you can give it a try too! :D

    • Wolf (11 Nov 2011)
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      well there are two cracks here the one on the disk does not have the exe and launcher files in it is that ok just copy the content and use the original exe or what?

  243. 50cent (11 Nov 2011)
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    OMG THIS REALLY WORKS ! HOW TO RESOLVE LAG PROBLEM :
    To stop the LAG insert this: -npd -str -nonv
    in L.A Noire Launcher -> Options -> Command Line

    finally i can enjoy the game !

    just one more thing, does anybody knows how to turn off mouse pointer in the gameplay ??

  244. Win7 64bit (11 Nov 2011)
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    So yeah reinstalled like 6 times or more , and when i try launching that bloody game nothing happens . NOTHING . How to fix it ffs

  245. katkiller (11 Nov 2011)
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    Renovatio and 50cent, you both helped me, one with the Mouse, the camera didn’t stop moving, now it is, and you 50cent with the lag, thanks you both!!!

  246. Winter374 (11 Nov 2011)
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    My problem is that.
    My computer have two Video Card. The integrated is the intel HD and a GeForce GT555.
    With the second card the game don’t start, if I disabilitate the second card, so with the first card the game start without problem.
    Where is the problem?

    Sorry for my english, i’m italian

  247. Wolf (11 Nov 2011)
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    I get this error when i try to load the game “failed to load library steam api dll” i guess ill uninstall and try the safe mode way ill post if it works

  248. art1373 (11 Nov 2011)
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    please help me i got lag problem and even game is blured for me like watching everything from a mirror that is steam on it wtf?

  249. Prototyp3 (11 Nov 2011)
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    hy,

    okay you guys said, to solve the laggy problem just put ” -nps -str -nonv” in the command line… but this won’t work i cannot change the path of the shortcut and so i can’t put this into the command line?

    please help me i really really want to play the game

    thx

  250. Mafioso (11 Nov 2011)
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    please give us video how to instal!!!!!

  251. art1373 (11 Nov 2011)
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    does anybody have bleary problem? when iam intergating or examine things on the ground or etc it’s like putting a plastic on on your monitor is it my system? please help but other things are ok

  252. IwAn (11 Nov 2011)
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    run patch-nothing,run Lanoire exe-nothing,run Lanoire Launcher-nothing…..:S WTF????

  253. L.A Noire (11 Nov 2011)
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    Error can’t find L.a noire.exe

  254. Wolf (11 Nov 2011)
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    Ok followed the instructions in the read me and used ONLY the crick on disc 2 and works great as for the double cursor problem all i did was ALT+tab out then back in and cleared up if that don’t work go to wal-mart but a wired xbox 360 controller and play with that and hide the cursor in the lower right of the screen. works for me.

    • Wolf (11 Nov 2011)
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      oh and the lag fix that was posted aswell works great thanks again

  255. Wolf (11 Nov 2011)
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    Thanks SkidRow team now just waiting on Skyrim, Saints Row, and Assassins Creed Revolations

  256. crack fix (11 Nov 2011)
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    crack fix:
    play skyrim instead because it has a working crack

  257. SKIDDY (11 Nov 2011)
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    Pls SKIDROW do a repack with a new crack. This THETA version in incompatible on some systems.

    • Tizzy (11 Nov 2011)
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      I agree Skidrow should make a better version of this game

  258. CacTus (11 Nov 2011)
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    Please help me , My game is running just when I’m installing it and when I stop installation the game will not run please help me .

    • bub (11 Nov 2011)
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      THE SAME PROBLEM! win 7 x64 ! dual screen for me ..

      • bub (11 Nov 2011)
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        when i disconnect the second screen, It works oO I can play!

  259. CroCop (11 Nov 2011)
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    it works!!!!!!!! finally………… just buy the game. :) look on amazon

  260. wards (12 Nov 2011)
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    what i wanan know is, how do i get pass the activation for social club??? when i disconnect from internet, it gives me one option: close which shuts down the game and when ia am connected online, i have to enter the activation key. pleasee help!!

  261. kekky (12 Nov 2011)
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    This upload is whack!

    Working on my PC
    Not working on a friends laptop..

    Both systems have W7 64bit. Installed EXACTLY the same version and the same way…

  262. Lann094 (12 Nov 2011)
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    Fileserve part 9 is corrupt.

  263. mayurc_211 (12 Nov 2011)
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    guys dont get frustrated i know even i was so annoyed that i was gonna buy the game but one trick worked for me for WIN7 x64. the problem was whenever you run the patch it would delete the patched lanoire.exe and the launcher and when u used to backup and again paste it was original exe and so cant go through social club and would crash to desktop. so the trick is
    1st install the game as stated above without spaces and copy full crack 2 dll’s and the patch in game dir and replace but dont run the patch. now reboot and go in safe mode and then run the patch. when you run it in safe mode run the patch and it won’t delete the exe’s (atleast in my case it didn’t), run social club setup that appears after patching. now reboot and start the game with LANoire.exe (which will be patched) and now u can create a local profile and get through social club and the game starts. if it doesnt work i m sorry for you. u have to buy the game to play

    HAVING THE PATCHED EXE’S IS THE KEY I THINK

    • silentech (13 Nov 2011)
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      i try your suggest…but still nothing happen..there is something support program that i didn’t install yet?

  264. Hi (12 Nov 2011)
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    No connection. You must be online in order to activate this title”. How to fix this message?

  265. DAMIAN32 (12 Nov 2011)
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    don´t work this pathc on windows 7 x64 please upload all files generated by patch
    Patch_2382_02393_1.exe . Please!!!

  266. Dav3 (12 Nov 2011)
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    Please upload a skidrow crack ;[

    • L.a noire (12 Nov 2011)
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      Yes. please upload skidrow 100% working crack

  267. PitBull (12 Nov 2011)
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    i have the fies of the update zipped but links are not alloweed here?

  268. basit (12 Nov 2011)
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    u have posted the compressed versions for call of duty mw3 and nfs the run so early but u havebnt posted a repack for la noire why is that

    im waiting for a repack for this game both mw3 and run came after this game and u ave compressed them but not this

    wtf this is bullshit post the repack man asap

  269. FrapsProblem (12 Nov 2011)
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    Hey guys FRAPS is not showing the FRAMERATE FPS in L.A. Noire. But its showing in all other games. please help me in this.

  270. Pleaser (12 Nov 2011)
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    reupload part 13 rapidshare

  271. londstone (12 Nov 2011)
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    all links rapidshare off
    ERRO: This file is marked as illegal

  272. Saddlerwar (12 Nov 2011)
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    Rapidshare links are been broken.

  273. bond (12 Nov 2011)
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    @DAMIAN32 @mayurc_211

    if you want to run the patch, you need to install L.A.Noire in a directory without “.” or ” ” <- space
    examples

    i install the at this directory
    D:\Games\LANoire\

    and the Patch_2382_02393_1.exe should work fine

    so the solution is. you need to install this game on a directory without "." or NO SPACE
    you cant install it on "program files" because there is a " " (space) beetween program and files

  274. Winter374 (12 Nov 2011)
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    For anyone who use a newer laptop with a nvidia with the technology Optimus the game doesn’t work.
    It is a problem of Nvidia.
    For more info go to the forum of Nvidia.

  275. Andre (12 Nov 2011)
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    Hey Skidrow, rapidshare links are gone.
    Please restore it if possible.
    Thanks very much.
    Good work by the way…

  276. samrise (12 Nov 2011)
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    FINALLY AT LAST IT WORK PERFECT WITH NO CRAZY MOUSE NOTHING THANKS FOR THE UPLOADERS AND PLEOPLE WHO LEAFT COMMINTS ON HOW THIS THING WORKS

    SHIT AFTER INSTALLING 10 TIMES AND UNINSTALLING FINALLY IT WORKED WITH NO NEED OF RENAMEING FOLDER OR ANY THING WHAT I DID IS:

    START WINDOWS IN A SAFE MODE
    INSTALLED THE GAME FROM SET UP NOT FROM THE LAUNCHER SO I DIDNT INSATLLED SOCIAL CLUB DIRECT THE GAME
    PLACED THE CRACK AND PATCH AND UPDATED RESTARTED PC WITH NO INTERNET DISCONNECTED
    WHEN I STARTED THE L.A.NORIE.EXE IT CRASHED SO I INSTALLED SOCIAL CLUB FROM THE SAME DIR. AFTER INSTALLED THE PATCH
    RUNNED L.A.NOIRE.EXE WORKED FINE
    REGARDING THE SOCIAL CLUB REGISTER WELL MY NET WAS DISCONNECTED SO I JUST TYPED MY NICKNAME AND IT WORKED

    HOPE THAT PLEOPLE WHO ARE STILL FACING PROBLEM THIS WAY WORK FOR THEM TOO

    GOOD LUCK AND IF IT WORKED ENJOY ITS REALLY A NICE GAME

  277. man (12 Nov 2011)
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    FOR ALL THESE WHO HAS A MOUSE POINTER problem, simply right-click the Shortcut and in the Target string where you have “…..\LANoire.exe” simply add /hide after the brackets and if you already have -str -nonv -npd, simply add the /hide before them. Good luck!

    • paranoid (13 Nov 2011)
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      ok, it fixed the cursor. But the lag problem reappears.. ):

  278. silentech (12 Nov 2011)
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    Nothing happen when i start..in task manager Lanoire just apperd n about few second disappear…any idea for this problem?i try install 5times with different way, with safe mode, i already patch with safe mode..no space…i installed in C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire
    it’s that right or wrong?and my social club installed in
    “C:\Program Files (x86)\Rockstar Games\Social Club” its that right again?please help me..i using theta master with right crack..already patched…already cracked…but nothing happen..just appear n disappear..help me pls…thx…

    • silentech (13 Nov 2011)
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      i try to install without “.” n ” ” (space), so i install in “D:\LAN\” but, there is nothing happen…i already patch the game in safe mode…copy crack in game..but nothing happen, just appear n disappear..there is somthing support program i forgot to play this game?

  279. Bond (13 Nov 2011)
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    Ok, I managed for it to work.

    For those who clicked and the game keep shut down, uninstall your Kaspersky, or antivirus program (disable or quit it won’t work)

    But I have another problem, I can’t seem to get pass the fucking social club screen no matter what I did:

    1/- Internet enable – no firewall: it asked me the Serial

    2/- Internet enable – firewall enable: It said “NO CONNECTION”

    3/ Interent disable – no firewall: “NO CONNECTION”

    so what should I do now, please please, After more than 20 times reinstalled, I managed to get my ass to the social club screen, I don’t want to give up now, some body please……

  280. Bond (13 Nov 2011)
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    Ok, got it, apparently I forgot to copy the 2 dll file to the game folder. Finally, it works for me. Guys, if you still have trouble, just installed, patched and uninstall Kaspersky or something, then copy the .dll files, you should be fine. It’s all because of the Kas

  281. Tizzy (13 Nov 2011)
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    Please Skidrow we all want you to make a better version of this game, just take a look at the comments, i dont think there is someone who has run this game without getting lag or any other kind of issues.

  282. banitoBF3 (13 Nov 2011)
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    fileserve and rapidshare links off

  283. bash (13 Nov 2011)
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    WTF MAN

    REPACK THIS GAME WITH JUST ENGLISH LANGUAGE ASAP

    WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT OTHER LANGUAGES

    ITS ALMOST A WEEK SINCE U POSTED THIS GAME BUT STILL NO REPACK

    U REPACKED MW3 AND NFS THE RUN SO QUICKLY

    THATS NOT GOOD

    POST THIS GAMES REPACK ASAP AND COULD U USE MEDIAFIRE B/C IT IS FASTEST FOR FREE USERS WHILE FILESONIC FILESERVE WUPLOAD REQUIRE ACCOUNT

    SO PLZ USE OR ADD MEDIAFIRE AS A MIRROR PLZ I KNOW THEIR LIMIT IS 200MB BUT EVEN THEN THE DWNLD SPEED FOR FREE USERS IS MAXIMUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  284. links (13 Nov 2011)
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    links are not working…

  285. mawerick (13 Nov 2011)
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    THE GAME WORKS PERFECT FOR ME BUT I HAVE MENU PROBLEM(I CAN’T SEE ALL THE OPTIONS) ANY FIX???

  286. xen0nz (13 Nov 2011)
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    I managed to make it work, no need for safe mode thingy just make sure guys that every folder that the LA Noire game has no spaces at all =)…

  287. johnnybrac (13 Nov 2011)
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    still not able to play tried everything…….

  288. NickManUtd (13 Nov 2011)
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    Will be new updates for this game?

  289. Angelica0711 (13 Nov 2011)
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    -FOR PEOPLE WHO USE -str COMMAND LINE AND WANT TO GET RID OF THE DOUBLE MOUSE –
    Upgraded version of nomousy 1.5 (User Interface added):
    Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?xsxqnzkceavu4nc
    You just have to simply push a button or use the hotkey (Ctrl+M) to hide/restore your mouse.
    Mouse cursor will be back to normal state when you exit the application.
    Hope this help

  290. CroCop (13 Nov 2011)
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    It Works!!!!!!!!! Finally…………..:D just buy the game. Look on Amazon. $44.00
    Really works,without crack and lagging……Its real!!!

  291. jon (13 Nov 2011)
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    Disaster imposible to make it work give up guys!

  292. Vlada.Pelic (13 Nov 2011)
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    guys i was reading all this comments for about half an hour, and didnt do anything. Had same problems like u all, it wont start. I followed the steps in the description and instaled the game. Than i just launched Social club v1.0.5.0 Setup from L.A. Noire instalation folder, and instaled Social club, and just clicked on L.A. Norie.exe and the game STARTED!!! So try this. ;)

    • Angelica0711 (14 Nov 2011)
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      i also had to do the step you mentioned to make the game start properly,

  293. pete (13 Nov 2011)
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    IS THERE GONNA BE A REPACK FOR THIS GAME OR NOT?

  294. hesam (13 Nov 2011)
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    Best & easiest way to solve Lag problem :

    1) run Launcher
    2) select option and find command line….on that field type -str
    3) then click ok and back to main and select launch game….
    4) Enjoy it :)

  295. Frumen (13 Nov 2011)
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    I also have the problem with the social club pop up…. if i’m disconnected it says “no connection” and the only way to get out y Alt+F4 or the task manager… if I’m connected, blocking with the firewall, it says “License corrupt” and it shuts down when I hit “Close”

    Solution? Anyone?! I’ve installed it too many times already..

    • L.a noire (14 Nov 2011)
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      I’ve have this problem too.’no connection’.Please upload 100% working crack.

  296. Saddlerwar (13 Nov 2011)
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    pls, fix the rapidshare links :D

  297. BLACKER (13 Nov 2011)
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    THAT’S A REALLY NICE GAME

  298. Mike (13 Nov 2011)
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    well hello there guys… i waited this game 3 months and i have uninstalled it 10 times today,worked with safe mode ,different patches and i don’t know what will come up next! now can someone help me with my problem? without further spamming and etc.. my problem is that when i launch the lanlauncher it shows me the big orange logo of la noire in the middle of my desktop and in the left of it,it says loading.. it does that for 15 secs and then it crashes or it says la noire.exe stopped working.. if i try using the la noire.exe nothing happens

    also when i beggin the installation it shows nothing about social club… i install the game in a different partition,with name “LAnoire” then i do the patch,paste the 2 cracks… and nothing… somebody a solution please!!!!!!!!

    • mazutgm (13 Nov 2011)
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      You must uninstall your antivirus… not disable or turn off, MUST UNINSTALL :)

      • Chronologo (14 Nov 2011)
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        yeah uninstall an be wide open to any menace, I don’t think this game deserves that risk, I have the same problem, I have kapersky, but I think I’ll wait for a new crack or a new repack from skidrow

        • mazutgm (14 Nov 2011)
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          I installed nod smart security 5 and game run :) problem is only kaspersky

  299. mustirow (13 Nov 2011)
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    Lags like Hell :((

  300. Cunt (13 Nov 2011)
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    Buy the game you cunt

    perfect solution you fucking pakie 2rd world cunts

  301. Jemen (14 Nov 2011)
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    ALoha™ guys,
    my problem is with the game struck on screen with a “No connection” writting….tryied reinstall like 40 times, these instructions and those instructions etc and nothing worked….win 7 64bit

    • E COW (06 Dec 2011)
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      Same prob dude any fix??
      System

      Windows 7 UL 64
      Ram 8 GB
      Intel Quad Core 3.2GHZ
      graphic mem. 1GB
      Nvidia 8600 GT
      :(

  302. Fire God (14 Nov 2011)
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    Crack in Rapidshare Please

    • Skidrow (06 Dec 2011)
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      the crack is already in the iso file

  303. Mailbox (14 Nov 2011)
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    is this only the crack or are the other fame files here ? if its crack only , where can i get the game ?

  304. Mohammad (14 Nov 2011)
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    pls, fix the rapidshare links

  305. bash (14 Nov 2011)
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    REPACK IT MAN

    REPACK

    EVERYONE WANTS A REPACK OF THIS GAME AND U ARE NOT LISTENING

    IT IS TOO BIG FOR DWNLD COMPRESS IT

    IF U ARE MAKING A REPACK THEN TELL US

  306. dew (14 Nov 2011)
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    can crack version download a dlc ?

    • Skidrow (06 Dec 2011)
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      u cant download dlc

  307. sgranaceci (14 Nov 2011)
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    Anyone know if an italian patch will be released soon??
    Thanks!

  308. MrTrane (14 Nov 2011)
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    I vote HELL YEAH for repack, I’d really appreciate it.

  309. Mike (14 Nov 2011)
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    is it really kaspersy the problem??? cause i have kaspersky but it won’t dlete something… nevertheless.. lanoire.exe won’t work or show me at least a black screen…

    • Demonshiver (15 Nov 2011)
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      did you guys change the folder name? cause it wont work if it’s L.A Noire, just change it to LAN and it worked for me :)

  310. Samuel (14 Nov 2011)
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    can we download alternated links???

    So part 1 on rapidshare, part 2 on filesonic….understand?

    Can be done?

    i apreciate

  311. bozqurd (14 Nov 2011)
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    on mediafire plz.

  312. MrTrane (14 Nov 2011)
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    @Samuel: Yes you can.

  313. Mike (14 Nov 2011)
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    someone tell me did it work? uninstalling kaspersky?

  314. Mike (14 Nov 2011)
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    someone please reply! i am desperate :p i waited 3 months for this game :'(

  315. Demonshiver (15 Nov 2011)
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    did you guys change the folder name? cause it wont work if it’s L.A Noire, just change it to LAN and it worked for me :)

  316. vodaitungson (15 Nov 2011)
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    skidrow crack pls

  317. Bond (15 Nov 2011)
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    Hi Mike,

    In my case, Kaspersky is a problem. Here is what I experienced before uninstalled Kas, so you can see if you’re having the same situation. I installed and patched everything, copy cracks (the 2 .dll files), when I clicked on the LANoire.exe, it showed running in the task manager, but in about 1 min or 2, it disappeared automatically and nothing seem to happen. SO…

    What I did is PANICKED (of course), and try to disable internet, Kaspersky, stuffs that people told me to do -> the result? well, same shi*t

    When I became so desperate, like you now, I tried to uninstalled each of the softwares running behind to see what the problem was. After I uninstalled the damn Kas, guess what happened, the game ran and lead me straight to the game, though you have to wait 1 – 2 mins approximately. But in the end, you got yourself a working game. Try it, and good luck with it.

  318. Vietnam (15 Nov 2011)
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    works fine for me….

  319. SKIDDY (15 Nov 2011)
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    Finally got it working.

    Downloaded the Retail DVD THETA version (Not the STEAM Unlocked Version),
    Ran Setup.exe from DVD1 under Admin mode and internet off,
    Copied Patch_2382_02393_1.exe from Crack folder on DVD2 to the game directory,
    Ran Patch_2382_02393_1.exe under Admin mode and updated the game.
    Ran Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup.exe under Admin mode that has been created by the patch.
    Blocked LANLauncher.exe and LANoire.exe from internet.
    Launched the game from LANLauncher and went into options and put -str in the command line,

    Game launched flawlessly with all graphics options maxed out. :D

  320. FAN (15 Nov 2011)
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    CRACK is down.. PLS REUPP

  321. Samuel (15 Nov 2011)
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    thanks

  322. Mike (15 Nov 2011)
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    hi bond! well i have the exact problem with you my friend but mine is bigger… when i run la noire .exe nothing is showing up… i see in the task manager as you say too but after 10 secs it dissapears! and my biggest problem?specs! (core2duo 2.3,9800gtx+4 gb) i am afraid my pc is the prob

  323. punisher (15 Nov 2011)
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    hey guys i installed the game n it launched ..created a offline account but once the game started my ketboard not workin.plllz help

  324. Andrea (15 Nov 2011)
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    Whene i extract the files I’ve an error on .part14… I’ve tryed to download from different source (rapidshare and fileserve) but it doesn’t work… what can I do?

  325. Andrea (15 Nov 2011)
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    … it says to me that there’s an error in the CRC

  326. vyrose (15 Nov 2011)
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    will there be a crack fix for the lag?

  327. Bond (15 Nov 2011)
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    Mike, Trust me, you don’t need a maxed out spec to play this game, what you need is your head. True, max ou all spec would be awesome, but really, a fun game is not all about graphic. I’d say my spec is the same with yours, the game is running fine with some balance specs, graphic is nice (that said I’m not running at full spec). So, if Kas is your problem, take it out and dig in. After you finish your game (in your sense), reinstall Kas and see if it’s still running. I’m trying to achieve 100% clues and question so it might take a while :D

  328. Bond (15 Nov 2011)
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    And, ehh Mike, if the game is only running in about 10 sec, you might want to check the crack, make sure you’re using THETA crack. When I used the crack with several .dll files and LANoire.exe + Launcher, those files gave me the same problem (on and off in 10 sec, I mean), and I’m not sure they’re working.

  329. Bond (15 Nov 2011)
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    Hmmmm, I’m having a good time ( not really :D) but since there still are a lot of you having problem, some are like me, so I’ll try to summarise all the problem I encountered and solution fix, if you’re having the same problem, you might wanna try this – Please note that these are the problems that I encountered, not all.

    1/ Patch doesn’t work when click on it – solution: installed the game in non-space directory ex: C:\LANoire

    2/ Patch’s running but could not complete (i.e some files are missing or no socialclub.exe) – solution: turned off antivirus and run in admin, if it’s not working, reboot the system and run the patch in safe mode

    3/ Patched, copied crack, clicked on the LANoire.exe, and it showed running in the task manager IN 10 SECONDs – solution: check the crack you’re using, make sure it THETA crack (because if it is, the problem is below)- you can check by clicking on Launcher.exe, if it show install instead of launch game, then you might want to change the crack

    4/ Patched, copied THETA cracks, clicked on the LANoire.exe, and it showed running in the task manager in about 1-2 mins (I guess) – solution: uninstall antivirus software, in my case, it was Kaspersky (note that: disable or quit won’t work)

    TIPS: if you experience problem during patching, cracking, you don’t have to reinstall the whole game (unless you installed in a wrong-with space directory), just delete LAnoire.exe, launcher, main content, may be the language files, or may be all .dll files, then run repair, it’s quicker than reinstall everything.

    That’s all the problem I encountered (or at least, I remembered I encountered) – so hope they’ll help some of you.

    Cheers

  330. Bond (15 Nov 2011)
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    Oh yeah, one more

    5/ The game’s running, but stuck at social club which asking serial, and stuffs – solution: make sure you copied the 2 .dll files in the crack folder, because if you did, you wouldn’t have this problem – Peace out

  331. Fiki91 (16 Nov 2011)
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    link for crack is dead.. reupload on filesonic plss.. thnx..

  332. Chaos (16 Nov 2011)
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    Patch stop working!!! Why did that happened? sometimes it stop working when it is half patched. Please help!!! I already tried everything.

  333. Dlc (16 Nov 2011)
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    Crack links dead….reupp :D

  334. Farshad (16 Nov 2011)
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    PLEASE ANSWER:

    1-Windows Developer Preview 8 64-bit
    2-Don’t have any Anti virus program installed on my Laptop.

    3-I have installed LA Noire on my “F” dive – F:/L.A.Noire “without space”.
    4-I have installed Social Club
    5-I have copied all THETA crack files and replaced the original ones.
    6-When I click on the patch nothing happens. It shows it on task manager but disappears after few seconds.
    7-I’ve tried other cracks but I have the same problem.(I mean after clicking on the game nothing happens)

    SO, is there any fix for this or I can’t run the game on windows 8??????

  335. Karel (16 Nov 2011)
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    I MANAGED TO PATCH THE game with the patch in THETA. after patching the game i run it but nothing happens??? is there a problem with the crack??? i already tried disableing my anti virus, changing the folder name etc. reinstalled the game 5 times till now!! what am i doing wrong plks??

    thanks!

  336. Andrea (16 Nov 2011)
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    PLEASE CAN ANYONE HELP ME?
    What does it mean “error in crc”?

  337. Albertus (16 Nov 2011)
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    CRACK ONLY Links deads

  338. vyrose (16 Nov 2011)
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    will there be a crack fix for the lag? can anybody answer me?

  339. vyrose (16 Nov 2011)
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    I’m going crazy!

  340. pete (16 Nov 2011)
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    repacks have been done for useless games like nfs run …STILL NO REPACK FOR THIS BRILLIANT GAME? R U KIDDIN ME?

  341. Morpheus (16 Nov 2011)
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    Adsfly is killing me – s’up with that?

    OT – thanks for this one!

  342. Mike (17 Nov 2011)
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    ok ok w8 up!
    goto btjunkie.org –download it
    istall with not internet connection
    copy patch
    rename rockstar games to rockstargames
    patch it ..(no working? goto safe boot and patch)
    paste the 2dll files
    set up social club
    block the 2 exe form firewall
    –la noire.exe-compatibilities(administator)
    remove kaspersky or your antivirus if nothing shows up! :)

    NOW TO MY QUESTION PLEASE:
    i have a bit of lagg as all of you
    i can’t understan the part of pastins-str… thingy in the target of la noire.exe
    like c:/program filex86/…./la noire.exe-str…. i mean you can’t add something that does not even exist! it says it’s invalid or maybe i am doing something wrong so please explain to me how to do it :)

  343. Mike (17 Nov 2011)
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    guys if someone knows how to apply the command line in the shortcut target explain it to me with simple steps or maybe make me a video of yours if you can… thank you all ! :D

  344. Mike (18 Nov 2011)
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    is someone willing to tell me how to heck do you add the command line in the target of exe? it won’t allow me to make a target that does not even exist…and btw this is true..

  345. erl (20 Nov 2011)
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  346. TheUnknown (20 Nov 2011)
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    Crack links are dead?

  347. Epic (29 Nov 2011)
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    Hello,
    Who Can Re-upload Single Links DVD1 AND DVD2 ?

  348. afaq (03 Dec 2011)
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    hi…
    i have a problem while running L.A. Noire….the game installed successfull and all softwares too…when i lunch game, it appears l.a noire logo then rockstar logo team bondi logo…after that some text appears on screen..after dat screen turns black with a muse precusror on screnn…wat’s problem??? i have download patch, update, everything which i could…but all in vain…game did’t run…pls..reply and help to run dis game..

  349. GamersCom (06 Dec 2011)
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    The Game cant work i download all parts game installed crack compied the fking update patch wont open and when i open the launcher press Launch it fking dont show anything !!

  350. MiltiXGamers (07 Dec 2011)
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    fk u i took 6 weeks to download this fucking game and after download i install and i did not use this crack i used the skidrow crack and after i fking replace it i ran.
    when i played the game from the start is fucking lag as fucking hell the video is not lag OMG i changed all the settings even the resolution to the lowest and the fucking options all to performence its fucking useless!!

    • time lord (07 Feb 2012)
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      blame your pc set up, not skidrow you idiot. it’s not their fault that your computer isn’t built properly to handle the game, if the game still lags then it’s because you need a better processor and better graphics and video card. now stop having a pity party tear fest and upgrade your computer.

  351. s3riOus (07 Dec 2011)
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    i downloaded part 1-6 , 9,10,11,12,13 and 15 from rapid share now links are replaced :( Should i download all files again or any other sol ??
    plz reply..

  352. azuerk (12 Dec 2011)
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    crack links are broken

  353. rtrere (22 Dec 2011)
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    mediafire dwnld
    htt  p://adf. ly/3sKPe
    remove spaces

  354. qweuip (03 Jan 2012)
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    SC1: Missing dll. Please reinstall Social Club. (info: socialclub.dll)

    ?????????????????????????????????

  355. SpAzZz (04 Jan 2012)
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    Crack links are broken !!! Can anyone re-link these ???

  356. graxie (22 Jan 2012)
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    does i need to turn off my internet connection or block social club from internet?
    because when i start the game,the social club require me for mandatory update,
    and if i update the crack wont work no more..

  357. Alex (23 Jan 2012)
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    It happens to me as well as Graxie… when i start the game, the Social Club require me to do an obligatory update, and game do not start without updating… but if i update it, the crack wont work… what can i do?

  358. Ken (23 Jan 2012)
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    Game installed successfully, when i try to patch the game i got from the crack folder, it just disappears saying “runtime error 216 at 00403F5C” what does it mean?

  359. graxie (30 Jan 2012)
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    @Alex I solved it,

    just download and install the v1.1.2406.Update. patch manually…here the link
    http://pastebin.com/kbEy8aAg
    or
    you can turn off your internet connection but i prefer u install the latest patch,because the older patch have some issue with laggy gameplay..

  360. Andy van Dante (31 Jan 2012)
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    wupload dvd 2 broken link..please repaire my skidrow :(

  361. thank you bond (01 Feb 2012)
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    Like the title says, Thank you Bond for your suggestion to uninstall kaspersky….
    OMG I’ve tried all the solution that i read on the web but nothing happened, i also have tried to turn off and close the kaspersky but still nothing… and then i read your suggestion after installing the game for the 10 times and 3 days wasted… after that i uninstalled kaspersky and Voila!! the game runs perfectly…

    Many many thanks bro!!

  362. time lord (07 Feb 2012)
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    the crack link is broken, the file isn’t there anymore, please re upload so that i can finally crack this game, thank you.

  363. time lord (07 Feb 2012)
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    u people ever going to fix the crack links or do u just not care?

  364. Sycosis (30 Mar 2012)
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    Filseserve part 7 is gone …… :(

  365. TallMan (02 Apr 2012)
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    wupload links are dead. :(

    please reupload in wupload

  366. Martin (03 Apr 2012)
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    The crack links are broken. Leave another

  367. bill (26 Jun 2012)
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    skidrow, do you any jumbofile or mediafire links for this? I really want this game.. pls! thank you :)

  368. yoshiALLGAMEZ (15 Aug 2012)
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    CAN YOU ADD NEW LINKS FOR THIS GAME PLEASE??? IVE BEEN LOOKING THIS ONE FOR MONTHS AND I CANT GET IT FROM ANYWHERE…PLEASE RE UPLOAD THIS PLEASE :)

  369. alexxx (19 Aug 2012)
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    Links are dead please reupload…on putlocker :)

  370. Niroshan (29 Oct 2012)
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    i have dual core 2.8 GHz ram 2GB VGA 1GB ati radeon hd 5450 work without strck or not ??plz reply

  371. korsa (19 Nov 2012)
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    Re Upload Rapidshare pls skidrow :) ? Thx :)

  372. pudendal (05 Dec 2012)
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    are the links for the full download dead? I can’t seem to find a working link. can you please post a new link? Thanks skidrow!

  373. Rinja (29 Dec 2012)
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    New LINKS PLEASEEE !! ty skidrow

  374. xeuz (05 Jan 2013)
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    seems like all links are not working. pls reupload with meadiafire. thx!

  375. Tengu (14 Jan 2013)
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    Does skidrow hire kiddies these days? The quality of their hacks have decreased beyond imagination.

  376. Zimou (18 Apr 2013)
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    Hi skidrow , i have followed all steps and it’s good but when i enter i have this message Corrupt+Licence and i can’t do nothing i can’t create a profile help plzz

  377. jumbo (28 Jun 2013)
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    everything’s dead man all the links

  378. fukento (29 Jun 2013)
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    link is dead

  379. Krashery (16 Jul 2013)
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    All Link are dead

  380. Nacho (01 Nov 2013)
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    Please put up some putlocker links… i’ll check every day!!!!

  381. safa (07 Jan 2014)
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    i cant runnig it.L.a noire has stop working.i do all the cracks.Its not working.Can you help me,please.I love this game

  382. Tobi (27 Jan 2015)
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    all links r dead, plz repost, and a big thx for ur site



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