L.A. Noire The Complete Edition – UNLOCKED – MULTI5 – CRACK ONLY

Posted 11 Nov 2011, 23:27 in PC GAMES

L.A. Noire The Complete Edition   UNLOCKED   MULTI5   CRACK ONLY

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The PC version of L.A. Noire will run on a wide range of PCs and feature customization, including keyboard remapping and gamepad functionality to both optimize and customize the performance and user experience. Along with increased fidelity and improved graphical enhancements, the PC version will feature 3D support for an even greater sense of interaction and immersion within a painstakingly detailed 1940s Los Angeles. The PC version will also include all released and soon-to-be released DLC adding 6+ additional hours of gameplay!

DESCRIPTION

Genre: Action/Adventure
Online play: TBA
Publisher: Rockstar Games
Developer: Rockstar Leeds

The PC version of L.A. Noire will run on a wide range of PCs and feature customization, including keyboard remapping and gamepad functionality to both optimize and customize the performance and user experience. Along with increased fidelity and improved graphical enhancements, the PC version will feature 3D support for an even greater sense of interaction and immersion within a painstakingly detailed 1940s Los Angeles. The PC version will also include all released and soon-to-be released DLC adding 6+ additional hours of gameplay!

Amid the post-war boom of Hollywood’s Golden Age, Cole Phelps, an LAPD detective is thrown headfirst into a city drowning in its own success.
Corruption is rampant, the drug trade is exploding, and murder rates are at an all-time high. In his fight to climb the ranks and do what’s right, Phelps must unravel the truth behind a string of arson attacks, racketeering conspiracies and brutal murders, battling the L.A. underworld and even members of his own department to uncover a secret that could shake the city to its rotten core.
Using groundbreaking new animation technology that captures every nuance of an actor’s facial performance in astonishing detail, L.A. Noire is a violent crime thriller that blends breathtaking action with true detective work to deliver an unprecedented interactive experience.
Search for clues, chase down suspects and interrogate witnesses as you struggle to find the truth in a city where everyone has something to hide.

Minimum System Requirements

* OS: Windows XP SP3, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Intel Dual Core 2.2 GHz / AMD Dual Core 2.4 GHz
* RAM: 2 GB
* HDD: 16 GB free disk space
* Graphics: 512 MB Graphics Memory
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9

Recommended System Requirements

* OS: Windows XP SP3, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Intel Quad Core 3.2 GHz / AMD Quad Core 3.2 GHz
* RAM: 8 GB
* HDD: 16 GB free disk space
* Graphics: 1 GB Graphics Memory
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9

Supported Graphics Cards:
Minimum – GeForce 8600 / Radeon HD 3000 Series
Recommended – GeForce GTX 580 / Radeon HD 6850

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CRACK ONLY

Fileserve
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or

http://www.fileserve.com/file/vTMRbHF (65mb)

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SINGLE LINK

Wupload

DVD1: http://linksafe.me/d/4988973ef9
DVD2: http://linksafe.me/d/2fdc8e79fa

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1 GB LINK

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1) Mount image and install game
2) From the folder Crack (at image of the second disk) copy the patch (Patch_2382_02393_1.exe) in the game folder and update.
3) Copy the contents of the folder Crack (on the second disk image files, and fmodex.dll lanc.dll) in the game folder (replace).
4) To keep in the game – to create a local profile in the Social Club
5) Play!

SCREENSHOT

L.A. Noire The Complete Edition   UNLOCKED   MULTI5   CRACK ONLY
L.A. Noire The Complete Edition   UNLOCKED   MULTI5   CRACK ONLY
L.A. Noire The Complete Edition   UNLOCKED   MULTI5   CRACK ONLY
L.A. Noire The Complete Edition   UNLOCKED   MULTI5   CRACK ONLY
L.A. Noire The Complete Edition   UNLOCKED   MULTI5   CRACK ONLY

VIDEO
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RELEASE INFO

L.A. Noire: The Complete Edition v1.0.2393.1 (Eng/Fr/Ger/Ita/Spa)

(c) by Team Bondi

Date: 08-11-2011             Protection: GameShield

Release: Cracked             by Ignite

> Notes:
* Install the included update before using the crack.
(copy it to the game directory to be able to install)
* Block the game from accessing the internet.  Create  the
local profile from Social Club in-game overlay to play.
* Both game and update may not run when installed to  path
containing spaces.

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NOTES

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Updated: 30/10/2011
          
          
          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

465 Comments

  1. Johny (09 Nov 2011)
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    hmmm no working the patch 4 me :(((

  2. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    Cybnet, waited for way more than 2 minutes and still nothing happens and I’ve followed all instructions.

  3. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    wtfrench, Witch windows did u got ? XP, Vista or 7?
    When u have Vista or 7, try to install and run the game with administrator rights….If u have, sorry but i dont know wheres the problem

  4. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    I followed the steps of Gaucho but still came to the “Activation screen” before he get to the main menu… I think there will be released a fix or something.

  5. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    at the activation screen you’re supposed to make an offline social club account i thing

  6. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    No, it ask me only for the “Key” and i can click only: 1. Abort (game close itself ) or 2.click on the cross to close the window (nothing happens, the activation screen only refreshes)

  7. Stivie (09 Nov 2011)
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    @ Cybnet: I also had this problem. Antivir was the fucking culprit. It blocked some files during the patch installation. Disable your antiviris program during the patch installation. Otherwise it doesn’t patches the game completely

  8. Sigma.40 (09 Nov 2011)
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    To get it to work make sure the path has no spaces, instead of “Program Files (x86)/Rockstar Games/LA Noire” try installing it to “ProgramFiles(x86)/RockstarGames/LANoire”. I reinstalled it to this and the patch worked. If after the patch, you get the screen that asks for the activation key, you have to uninstall/reinstall and reapply the patch and crack. This happened to me but it worked the second time. If it goes to a screen that asks for the name, it worked, disconnect from the internet and type something in.

  9. Stivie (09 Nov 2011)
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    @ Cybnet: I also had this problem. Antivir was the f..cking culprit. It blocked some files during the patch installation. Disable your antiviris program during the patch installation. Otherwise it doesn’t patches the game completely

  10. andrey (09 Nov 2011)
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    Guys,i have a problem…..i have no sound of speeches.How can i solve this?

  11. Franklin (09 Nov 2011)
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    thnx
    work but so many lag is that from my pc or from the crack ? did any one have same problem .
    no defertan with low graphic or high same speed and same laag
    plz need help i have geforce 550 ti with 1gb and 4 ddr3 gb ram ?

    • martin (09 Nov 2011)
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      yes franklin I have the same problem but I think must be the crack

  12. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup.exe

    where is this exe by the way

  13. martin (09 Nov 2011)
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    follow these steps
    I followed this steps and it worked but the game goes very slow.

    1= install the game by mounting the 2 iso’s
    2=change the folder name of the game to xp C:\Program Files\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire
    for windows7 its the same just rename it the same way
    3=put the Patch_2382_02393_1.exe included in the crack file into the L.A.Noire folder
    4=install the patch Patch_2382_02393_1.exe
    5=start up LANLauncher.exe and navigate into options and change the desired settings
    6=disconnect internet or block LANoire.exe with your firewall
    7=launch LANoire.exe
    8=create a new profile for Social Club (any name will do
    9=enjoy the game

  14. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    The Social Club .exe is where you have installed your game (C:/Programfiles/Rockstargames/L.A.Noire)
    I am trying the steps of Stivie…

  15. Nico (09 Nov 2011)
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    I got the same problem as gaucho.The game is impossible to play,the framerate is very low,and if I change the graphics settings from low to high,nothing changes,seems almost like there’s something running behind the game that slows it down.Anyone has the same problem?Any clue on how to solve this???Thanks in advance for the help….

  16. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    It’s not there and I’m not installing the game in C:\Program files because if i delete the intervals there I’ll have problems with a lot of other applications. I’m installing the game (4 times now) on D:\RockstarGames\LANoire. Therefore the social club installs separately in /Program Files (x86)/Rockstar games/Social club. Neither there NOR in D:\RockstarGames\LANoire is there a Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup.exe

  17. Mark (09 Nov 2011)
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    Installed the patch and it deleted the EXEs…what a joke lol.

  18. Cash (09 Nov 2011)
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    There is a HUGE problem with crack. I mean, lots of ppl are having this – game is unplayable, ofc it starts and stuff but it is running EXTREMELY slow… Like 3-5 FPS :/ Even if my PC can do BF3 on High, LA Noire is unplayable :(

  19. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    Thank u Stivie
    It was really the damn Antivir…. I installed the game following the steps of “Martin”, only the antivir has to be closed and it works.

    • Stivie (09 Nov 2011)
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      you’re welcome! :)

  20. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    Those that are having performance issues should put

    -npd -str -nonv

    in the command line field in the launcher window. It fixes low fps.

    That doesn’t fix the problem for those people that can’t patch or run the game at all though.

    • Martins (09 Nov 2011)
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      thanks! works for me

    • Cash (09 Nov 2011)
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      Works. Thanks! I mean, windows mouse is visible and its a little bit annoying, but i can actually PLAY the game! ;)

  21. citric (09 Nov 2011)
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    It’s not lagging, its sadly limited to 30fps by defoult… I beg someone to mod it, shouldnt be hard

  22. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    @wtfrench, could u post here step by step how u install it, pls… Maybe someone can help u.

  23. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    I’m doing exactly what’s said in the instructions, I even disabled COMODO but I guess that only helps for the activation screen thingy. The game installs but I can’t patch, the patch just runs in task manager but there’s no window or anything. Same if I try to run the game. There’s no social club 1.0.5.0 exe anywhere to be seen too.

  24. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    Try to download it (Social Club) here: http://www.rockstargames.com/support/IV/PC/RSGSC/index.html

  25. pete (09 Nov 2011)
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    i had the same problem wiyh the game

    i rename the folder from L.A. Noire to L.A.Noire
    ( C:\Program Files (x86)\Rockstar Games\L.A.Noire )

    then i installed the Patch_2382_02393_1

    then i installed install the Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup

    then i copied over the crack files from dvd 2

    i did not use an offline account i sighned in via my GTA IV account the game runs fine
    hopefully i still get the achivments not that i am all that worried about it

    anyway thank you skidrow another fine realise

    • wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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      Can you upload that exe somewhere?

  26. takk69 (09 Nov 2011)
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    cant create new profile? someone help me? ask key active?

    internet – offline
    windows 7 64

  27. mortuus (09 Nov 2011)
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    Cant get it to work.. the updater starts then ends abnormal without any info if its succeeded patching or not, then i copy over the cracked files start the game and game locks on black screen with logo.. no wonder scene hasnt cracked this yet..

  28. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    @takk69 At witch Key activation screen are u, where u can choose between social club or downloadable content, or where u can choose only between the abort button and the cross button?
    U have to disconnect from internet BEFORE u install the patch

    @mortuus Please read the instructions comment of “Martin” (today 14:24)……Paste Crackfiles at the same moment like patch, not after..

    • takk69 (09 Nov 2011)
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      @Cybnet

      only between the abort button and the cross button

  29. Jesse (09 Nov 2011)
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    failed to load libary “steam_api.dll”

  30. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    Then u have to deactivate Antivir and before u start patching, disconnect from the internet…
    I had the same problem and that solved it.

  31. Prozac (09 Nov 2011)
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    im still trying and did what everyone told,

    Still not working we want a greater Crack please…

  32. takk69 (09 Nov 2011)
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    still not working :/

    always install (offline internet) – turn off all the time

    I dont using any antivir

    patch updating + done

    ———–

    always ask me this s**ty active key – I press Cancel and game kick to desktop

  33. zeee (09 Nov 2011)
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    where to download the game files ?

  34. Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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    Maybe u have antivir tool from windows whos acive, if not, i dont really knowwhats the issue.

  35. mortuus (09 Nov 2011)
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    Yeah installed to I:/Noire this time.. same shit it just loads a black screen with the logo.. baaaah this is not worth the trouble.. in 2 days hopefully we get skyrim this shit is going uninstalled now..

    • Duvel (11 Nov 2011)
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      Quick sloppy fix with double cursor problem ex (-str)…. make an invisible cursor with a *.cur plugin for Photoshop ect. Hey… it works! shrug*

  36. HarryAss (09 Nov 2011)
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    The Patch deletes the exe of L.A. Noire! I followed Martins Instructions but everytime the patch deletes exe of L.A. Noire and the LANLauncher. Can Somebody help me please?

  37. martin (09 Nov 2011)
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    follow these steps
    I followed this steps and it worked

    1= install the game by mounting the 2 iso’s
    2=change the folder name of the game to xp C:\Program Files\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire
    for windows7 its the same just rename it the same way
    3=put the Patch_2382_02393_1.exe included in the crack file into the L.A.Noire folder
    4=install the patch Patch_2382_02393_1.exe
    5=install Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup.exe (that appears after the installation of the patch) in the same folder
    6=launch LANLauncher.exe and choose the options and close
    7=for lag solution(create a shortcut of LANoire.exe) add this to the shortcut created -npd -str -nonv
    quedaria algo asi (should look like) “C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire\LANoire.exe” -npd -str -nonv

    8=create a new profile for Social Club (any name will do

    I worked quite well without lag

    • collin (09 Nov 2011)
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      Thanks so much, it runs incredibly well, but when I add -str it causes a double mouse cursor in the game, and it’s incredibly annoying. Do you get this too or is it just me?

      • RossB543 (10 Nov 2011)
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        I get that too D:

    • duke (09 Nov 2011)
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      they ask me the activation code? how to create local profile in social club? i hope you will help on this..

    • martin_2 (09 Nov 2011)
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      Thanks a lot for “C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire\LANoire.exe” -npd -str -nonv suggestion. I don’t have strong machine and it looked like to be almost unplayable but this thing helped. Recommended for all you guys who want the game to run more smoothly. Btw. how did you find out? Thx again!

      • wupload (10 Nov 2011)
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        where should i add -npd -str -nonv ??

    • michael (10 Nov 2011)
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      hey i followed everything u sed but i still got the lag problem maybe i put the -npd -str -nonv in the wrong place idk do you have n e ideas. (where do i put the -npd -str -nonv exactly?)

    • michael (11 Nov 2011)
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      ok now i cant even get the game to work without crashing O.o….

    • Milad (11 Nov 2011)
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      Hello , Thanks for the instruction it was just perfect . Now the game runs flawless but the lagging is horrible :(
      I tried to follow your step how to get rid of it but I didn’t quite catch it … should I create a LANoire.exe shortcut from the game directory or what ? and then should I add the -npd -str -nonv to the name by clicking on rename or what ? thanks

  38. Tizzy (09 Nov 2011)
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    I cant get past the Introduction screen, it crashes… :(

  39. vickk (09 Nov 2011)
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    Wupload Single Link : http://safelinking.net “Temporarily down for maintenance, be back soon!”

    please can you provide both the wupload direct link instead of safelinking :)

    Thank you :D

  40. wupload (09 Nov 2011)
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    please someone give me the wupload link for dvd 2 , because safelinking is down for maintenance and i cant get the link

  41. Anonymous (09 Nov 2011)
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    Guys, I dont know if i’m right, but i managed to run the game with an offline account by installing rockstar social club from GTA IV, disabled the internet conection, and let the social club application running background.
    Run the game and the option to use an offline account appeared.

    It worked for me

  42. SKIDROW (09 Nov 2011)
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    Fixed all links

  43. mekas (09 Nov 2011)
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    when i try to install the patch – nothing happens… i tried everything… run as administrator and so on… wtf? followed steps by martin, same thing…

    • JCYP (10 Nov 2011)
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      Make sure that you renamed the folders without spaces then the patch will work. It did for me.

      \RockstarGames\L.A.Noire

  44. wtf (09 Nov 2011)
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    same thing here, the patch won’t run no matter what i do

  45. Predator (09 Nov 2011)
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    I’ve downloaded it from megaupload but it ask me a password… what is password? :(

    • latana345 (09 Nov 2011)
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      Megaupload password = http://www.2baksa.net dont click on link this is the password

  46. joeberg (09 Nov 2011)
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    I had trouble the first time then I got it to work
    1.) install game ..directory you install you to must not have any spaces so you must do custom install and get rid of the spaces
    2.) copy just the patch from iso disk 2 and paste it in game directory
    3.) install patch
    4.) install social club
    5.) paste the other two files from crack folder on iso disk 2 into game directory
    6.) click to play the game…make a social club account and you should be good to play

  47. Luck (09 Nov 2011)
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    please help me…. when i instaling patch, in the end show me this:

    ypatcher.exe has stopperd working

    appcrash

  48. BYT (09 Nov 2011)
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    Thx 4 da Lag Fix Martin
    The Game Works Like A Dream now
    Win 7 32 Bit Ultimate
    Nvidia GeForce 480 GTX
    Intel Quad Core @ 4.0 GHz
    4 GB of RAM @ 1000 Hz
    N Thx to da Leading Force 4 This Release :) THX SKIDROW

  49. hah (09 Nov 2011)
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    Guys for those whose patch is not working, rename it to C:\Program Files\RockstarGames\L.A.Noire MAKE SURE RockstarGames DOES NOT HAVE A SPACE

    wrong=Rockstar Games
    Correct=RockstarGames

    • Karol191 (09 Nov 2011)
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      Jesus dude we know it ! doesnt work for half ppl and me .

      • win 7 64 (09 Nov 2011)
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        Doesn’t matter what I or half the people out there rename it too, the patch exe just hangs and uses 25% of the CPU in task manager, the lanlauncher.exe crashs, the lanoire.exe does the same hanging and using 25% cpu, the 3DM crack gives a steam_api.dll error.

        • win 7 64 (09 Nov 2011)
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          thats alot of cpu btw from a 3.2 quad core, the patch is all in affinity

          • win 7 64 (09 Nov 2011)
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            btw, why haven’t seen one NFO from SKIDROW?

        • wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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          Same issue. I wonder if there’ll be a difference if I install the game on C:\ although I hate that.

          • win 7 64 (09 Nov 2011)
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            already did that, didn’t work…installed and reinstalled 5 times save youself the trouble

          • wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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            Thank you.

            I really don’t understand how it can be so unexplainable though. Something like this happens with The Saboteur, although the process there doesn’t even hang, it just appears and dissapears. No error, no nothing.

          • apex (09 Nov 2011)
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            i tried one install under c:\LANoire – same result, patch hangs at 25% cpu

          • win 7 64 (09 Nov 2011)
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            I don’t think this is official sk1d r0w, i’m just saying there are no NF0 files for them

  50. Major (09 Nov 2011)
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    All you have to do in regards to the Social Club problem is click the X in the lower right hand corner of the window, it then prompts you to make an offline Default profile. and as for the lag adding -npd to the end of the shortcut seems to be helping some people. For me it makes the game run good until i start moving my character around. Still its a lot better than without it.

    • Gonzo (09 Nov 2011)
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      It doesnt work for me the X, everytime I click it stil asks me the activation code. I don’t understand what’s going on

  51. Jesse (09 Nov 2011)
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    @marting (post #153) WORKED LIKE A CHARM!
    Just be sure to run everything in administrator mode.

    Anyone noticed that Ken Cosgrove from Mad Men is playing the lead-role here? :)

  52. wupload (09 Nov 2011)
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    i think we’ll have to wait for the reloaded crack

  53. Karol191 (09 Nov 2011)
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    Yea we need to wait for scene realise (thata is not scene realise)

  54. narn (09 Nov 2011)
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    Anyone know why when I move my mouse this game lags? I tried to move when the game is Loading, and it lags, I move mouse in cinematics, it lags, when I don’t move, it runs smoothly.
    So I guess is somekind of “mouse lag”

    • Cybnet (09 Nov 2011)
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      Read comment of Martin (#153), point 7, for better performance

  55. Sm (09 Nov 2011)
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    WUPLOAD SINGLE LINK DVD 2 NOT WORKING, PLEASE SKIDROW FIX IT :))

  56. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    Compared the files in my folder with those of a friend who had run the patch. 3 files were different in size. LANoire.exe, the launcher and maincontent file. He sent me those and i replaced em in my folder and now I got the LANOIRE logo in the middle of my screen but it doesn’t go anywhere from here.

    • Tizzy (09 Nov 2011)
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      I get the LA Noire logo and the main introduction but then it crashes on loading. Please Skidrow give us an answer or maybe create a better version of the game!!

  57. Jack (09 Nov 2011)
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    same here, it shows Noire logo, loading… it disapears and nothing happens.

  58. wtfrench (09 Nov 2011)
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    With me it doesn’t even dissapear. It’s just the logo and two lanoire.exe-s in the task manager. One eating 8mbs the other one 15 or smtn.

  59. chuck_schuldiner (09 Nov 2011)
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    I solved our problem :)

    Follow my steps.

    - Custom Install
    - Change your installed folder name. RockstarGames/LAN ( not use L.A. Noire)
    -Than Copy Patch and apply
    -Install Social F….ing club
    - Than other files copy.
    - Click LANoire.exe
    - Congratulations. Social F…ing Club never register you’ll see skip Social F…ing club sign. Clicked it. You’ll be default user. And Play :D

  60. Baz00ka (09 Nov 2011)
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    Game got patched correctly,but after copying the Crack files,i get an error about ” error loading library steam_api.dll” whenever i click on LANoire.exe…. Watz goin on?

  61. Nev (09 Nov 2011)
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    to me patch deletes lanoire.exe… or at least i cant find it anymore? any solutions? maybe I will try to backup it but it should be fuc… updated with patch, srsly cant they make a game that fuc…. works, its scary one would buy this shit

  62. gus (09 Nov 2011)
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    have the same error Baz00la

  63. badwolf (09 Nov 2011)
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    i install in “D:\L.A.Noire” but patch lock in system task whit 25%usage.. i try copy the crack files and open LANoire.exe get menssage ” error loading library steam_api.dll” . any help??
    tanks!

  64. Mr. NCKO (09 Nov 2011)
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    Yo!
    ladjarevic from tpb found a way
    my patch didn’t start
    booted in safe mode without networking
    PATCH RUN JUST FINE
    then installed social club from the patch
    reboot n voila
    Noire runs fine
    just fine

    big thx to ladjarevic

  65. Joe9099 (09 Nov 2011)
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    Fuck can anyone upload the patch please? i accidently deleted it without knowing i had to use it -.-

  66. Lukas (09 Nov 2011)
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    hi i have Geforce gts 450 512 mb 2,5 2x dual core 4 gb RAM low quality 1024×760 . Game very crashing :/ Help !

  67. Gonzo (09 Nov 2011)
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    To make the local social club profile I click on X on and on and on. It still asks me an activation code everytime. When I press cancel or the ESC button, it just closes the game and get back to the desktop. I dont know anymore what do. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks

    • KOSOVO IS SERBIA (11 Nov 2011)
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      I have same problem…

  68. Barnie (10 Nov 2011)
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    Such a good game i never expected this so far.

    • Sigma.40 (13 Nov 2011)
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      Neither did I. I was expecting another GTA 4 copy (ie. Mafia 2). I was really impressed, its definitely something new and unique.

  69. Xxx (10 Nov 2011)
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    patch crash for me

  70. wtfrench (10 Nov 2011)
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    did the safe mode thing, patched the game, installed social club, everything alright but when i start the game it still gets stuck on ‘loading’ LANOIRE logo in the middle of the screen

    • Xxx (10 Nov 2011)
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      same, patch installed in safe mode but game still crash at loading! x64 windows 7

  71. andrei (10 Nov 2011)
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    Ok ok,this installation is annoying. So,I installed the game,copied the patch to my L.A. Noire directory (I installed it in a folder named LAN so there would be no spaces). Ran the patch.But it does nothing but delete my .exe files? Either the .exe files are missing from my “crack” folder,or am I just having problems? Maybe someone could upload the two .exe files AFTER they updated their game?.
    So then,i tried using the repair option from the game setup.I got back my two .exe files (LANlauncher.exe and LANoire.exe),tried re-installing the patch,and get a damn error. So I tried running the game. It runs up to the point where it requires an activation code.I unplugged my internet cable and ran it again.Said something about an internet connection needed to activate the game…so I gave up. I’d realy appreciate some help here.I’ve followed all the installation instructions but I just don’t see it happening.

  72. yasharth (10 Nov 2011)
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    hi ,, i downloded 12.1 gb release.it has setup.exe missing..can u pls upload setup.exe file so that i can atleast install.pls i ll be very greatful.thanks in advance

  73. wtfrench (10 Nov 2011)
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    Just great. Managed to get the game to run, before I did that I added the three commands in the command line. Ran perfectly but wanted to get rid of the mouse. Deleted the lines, ran the game, it ran horrible. Now even if I put the lines back in it runs horrible and I can’t fix it. Any ideas?

  74. Xxx (10 Nov 2011)
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    wtfrench, are u using x64 system?

  75. samrise (10 Nov 2011)
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    guys a little help when i run the game it starts upto the saving icon appears before the games main menu and then it crash with a black background with a check online window solution can any one help thanks

  76. L4Z4RO141 (10 Nov 2011)
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    no funciona/ this is not working nooooooooooo working upload repack man PLZ and spanish/english~!

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      chicos bien lo tengo que trabajar, siga estas instrucciones y confíe en mí que tenía los mismos problemas que todos ustedes y esto funcionó, finalmente:

      Windows 7 64 bits
      ——-
      Desinstalar Social Club y noire lA si se ha instalado ya
      setup.exe volver a montar y correr
      elige instalación personalizada e instalar en C: \ Archivos de programa (x86) \ RockstarGames \ LAN
      Vamos a instalar el club social si aparece durante la instalación
      A continuación, copie el crack en C: \ Archivos de programa (x86) \ RockstarGames \ LAN y sobreescribir todos los archivos (NO RUN PATCH)
      al finalizar la instalación reinicie el ordenador y pulsa F8 y seleccione “Modo seguro” en el arranque
      una vez en modo seguro ir a C: \ Archivos de programa (x86) \ RockstarGames \ LAN y ejecute el “Patch_2382_02393_1.exe”
      una vez que los parches notará que hay otro exe llamado “Social Club Setup.exe v1.0.5.0″, haga clic en este icono para instalar
      a continuación, reiniciar y volver a las ventanas, no se ejecutan LA Noire del acceso directo del escritorio
      desactivar el Internet o la configuración de su firewall para que el club lanoire.exe y social doesnt conectar
      volver a C: \ Archivos de programa (x86) \ RockstarGames \ LAN y haga clic en el L.Anoire.exe
      esperar a que …
      usted debe conseguir una pantalla en negro después de la de La noire logp
      una vez que el club social de inicio de sesión aparece, sólo tiene que escribir un nombre de inicio de sesión y pulse
      le dirá que usted no tiene una conexión a Internet, pulse Aceptar o pulse la tecla ESC y volverá a la carga
      y su en …. la gente buena suerte, este trabajo =)


      L4Z4RO141:

      no funciona/ this is not working nooooooooooo working upload repack man PLZ and spanish/english~!

  77. win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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    okay guys i got it to work follow these instructions and trust me i had the same problems as you all and this finally worked :

    Windows 7 64-bit
    ——————–
    Uninstall Social Club and l.A noire if you installed it already
    then remount and run setup.exe
    choose custom install and install to C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\LAN
    Let social club install if it pops up during installation
    Then copy the crack into C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\LAN and overwrite all files ( DO NOT RUN PATCH)
    when installation is finished reboot the computer and hit F8 and select “SAFE MODE” at boot
    once in safe mode go into C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\LAN and run the “Patch_2382_02393_1.exe”
    once it patches you’ll notice there another exe named “Social Club v1.0.5.0 Setup.exe”click on this to install
    then restart and go back into windows, do not run LA noire from the desktop shortcut
    disable your internet or setup your firewall so that lanoire.exe and social club doesnt connect
    go back into C:\Program Files (x86)\RockstarGames\LAN and click the L.Anoire.exe
    wait for it…
    you should get a black screen then the La noire logp
    once the social club login comes up, just type in any name and hit login
    it will tell you that you dont have an internet connection, press ok or hit the esc key and it will go back to loading
    and your in….good luck people, this worked =)

    • apex (10 Nov 2011)
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      just tryed this at my machine.
      same as always :( patch stands and uses 25% cpu. therefore i was not able to install the patch :(

    • Roennest (10 Nov 2011)
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      Thank you it worked like a charm:)

  78. Xxx (10 Nov 2011)
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    Ok i’m gonna try that, this will be the LAST TIME i try this shit and the 8th time i install it!

    You forgot to talk about the .dll files, should they be added before or after patch?

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      do not add the 3DM crack, only use the crack from the folder on the second iso file
      just copy them in there after you install the game and don’t run the patch, go into SAFEMODE then run the Patch executable and the Social club executable

      • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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        should be the patch*.exe and two dll’s fmodex.dll and lanc.dll copy those after install then SAFE MODE…lol trying to be and thorough as possible ;)

  79. samrise (10 Nov 2011)
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    Ok i will give it a last try it worth it . lets cross our finger and hope it work:) and if it font UHHHH…… thanks any way for the help

  80. samrise (10 Nov 2011)
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    Shit still the same :(

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      =( well, if you read my posts earlier today you would see i was experiencing the same problems…fresh install and booting into safe mode made the patch executable work for me and a few other friends already, make sure you followed my instructions again…sorry if it still doesn’t work i installed and reinstalled 5 times before trying safemode to install the patch, also check if your account is admin

  81. yair (10 Nov 2011)
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    Shit still the same :(

  82. Bond (10 Nov 2011)
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    Tried “win7 64″ safemode method,still not working, I’m pretty sure I did exactly the same with the guides, but no hope. I clicked on LAnoire.exe, it showed running in the task manager, for a while then stop. Then I ran from the launcher, it showed the logo, then again, stopped. I un and re-installed more than 10 times already, from the point being pissed off to the point depressed and disappointed. Oh well, gotta wait for proper crack

  83. tiz (10 Nov 2011)
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    my patch won’t work whatever trick i use :(

  84. Jesse (10 Nov 2011)
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    For everyone who have a problem “game stucks at rockstar logo” just wait a bit longer! First start the game is loading unusually long (3 minutes in my case).

    And run everything in admin mode!!! (Right click on icon/application and run as administrator).

  85. jaykmail19 (10 Nov 2011)
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    please upload L A NOIR COMPLETE EDITION in a compressed format -Ripped
    preferably within 4-5GB

  86. jaykmail19 (10 Nov 2011)
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    please upload a ripped version fast
    i can’t wait to play

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      Unfortunately, doesn’t look like there is going to be a ripped version thats small, not really any videos to compress because its all rendered in game…and until some mod tools come out they won’t be compressing any sound, music, or graphics anytime soon

  87. Johndill (10 Nov 2011)
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    Thanks! works perfect, except for the double mouse cursor in the game.

  88. basit (10 Nov 2011)
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    can anyone skidrow or reloaded post the REPACK VERSION so that i can dwnld it i waited for this game for over a year and now the size is too big for me

    can anyone post the repack asap between 7-8gb is fine for me

    i just saw that call of duty mw3 had a repack from 13.8gb to 5.2gb so can anyone post the repack for this

    waiting anxiously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  89. Bazooka (10 Nov 2011)
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    How do we fix the dreaded double mouse problem in the game guyz?!!
    Everything is working fine now except this prob…its quite annoying honestly!

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      Funny, i haven’t experienced this problem i’ve been playing for a few hours now, seems the game has the same exact lagging issues in the same places just like the XBOX 360.

      Might try disabling display scaling on High DPI in the lanoire.exe compatibility properties
      I have an xbox 360 controller plugged in works just like on the 360

  90. ermanno (10 Nov 2011)
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    hei i have a problem: i have acer with nvidia optimus, if open lanoire with the intel video card it’s all ok no have problem aside the low graphic performance, but if open lanoire with the nvidia gt540m it crash with this error: nvd3d9wrap.dll:unloaded. i installed the last driver of nvidia but i not solve the problem. what shell i do?

    • win 7 64 (10 Nov 2011)
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      is it two different computers your using or one?

      • ermanno (10 Nov 2011)
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        it’s same computer with optimus technology (nvidia, switching with 2 grapich card, intel and nvdia)

  91. mortuus (10 Nov 2011)
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    Shit release, it has not even a crack since its recommended to block the exe with your firewall.. if a game is properly cracked you dont have to do that shit.

    • wupload (10 Nov 2011)
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      i didn’t block the exe or the internet and it worked for me .

  92. wupload (10 Nov 2011)
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    works like a charme with the -npd -str -nonv command line , just a little double mouse issue , any fix yet ??

  93. Dif (10 Nov 2011)
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    I can’t start the patch. When i double click on in ( in a folder Programfiles/Rockstar/LA Noire) nothing happened.
    Why?

  94. tyno91 (10 Nov 2011)
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    please create patch for lag in game for me its impossible play whit this lag

    • wupload (10 Nov 2011)
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      open lanlauncher.exe then go to option and paste -npd -str -nonv in command line

  95. Niksonboysrock! (10 Nov 2011)
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    Yes, LAG is the biggest turn off for me! With Martins instruction the LAG is dealt with to some extent but then it over laps the in game mouse with Windows Mouse pointer which really gets annoying especially when examineing and shooting. WE NEED A FIX FOR THIS!

  96. Niksonboysrock! (10 Nov 2011)
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    @wuupload,
    but then what about the mouse overlapping??

  97. tyno91 (10 Nov 2011)
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    =>”wupload” just paste -npd -str -nonv in command or other manip or just paste and launche game ?

    Sorry for my english i am french ^^ thx

  98. tyno91 (10 Nov 2011)
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    => Niksonboysrock!

    its no important play whit pad 8D

    • Niksonboysrock! (10 Nov 2011)
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      I do have a pad but its CREAKY….gets stuck…WTF!

  99. L4Z4RO141 (10 Nov 2011)
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    th updated not work WTF MAN upload the fix 4 this shit man PLZ MAN

  100. AbdullA (10 Nov 2011)
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    i hate this game i wish they never made it :)



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